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Joe does some stupid schit when he picks up a chick who has taken her ring off at a club.
Waaaay to many tales about that schit.
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When I was single.
Just pick up the bytch.
Fuuuk her and forget her.
And sure as fuuuk dont tag someones old lady in your company, Bn, or Bde.
Hit the Remf old ladies.
All ya gotta do is talk to em with some open ended convo and figure out their old man is in the feild or in such and such unit.
Some of the bytches tell ya straight up the deal.
Old pros looking for some spice in their life.
Some Joe's especially young ones fall in love with a bytch at the club and lose their minds.
Then the troubles begin and the leadership is dealing with stupid schit, MP,s other chain of commands, ucmj.
Ect ect ect.
Dont miss that soap opera schit at all....
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Call me nuts...
But I used to like the dehydrated pork and beef patties.
Some times just stick one or 2 in my cargo pocket out training.
Eat em , chew em good , gulp some water from a canteen.
Hold it in my mouth for about 20 secs.
Swallow.
Repeat...
Keep on rolling doing whatever.
Sometimes ya just gotta eat when ya can when your on the move or a 50 50 security halt. You ate those dehydrated Mother F'ers? I would skip the meal if that is what I got. Now the ham slice was delicious with tobasco. I have eaten them at -20 and they weren't even froze. I would have no concerns eating a 20 year old one unless it looked funny or smelled worse than they normally do. Lol!!! Ate plenty of cold mre,s too. Worst probably up around Narvick in Norway training with them knuckle bunnies for 30 days in early winter 87. Tried their delicacy of fermented aged shark meat. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Like eating a peice of rubber ammonia is the best way to describe it. Ate alot of cold Mre,s that 1st tour in Korea 4 months of foot patrolling on the DMZ. That fuuuking wind outta manchuria from late Nov thru early march. Cut right through you to the bone. Several times I had to call a brevity call in for a truck link up and evac from my squad laying in ambush at night for 3 to 4 hrs on the reverse slope of a ridge over watching valleys on the Z. One night I swear to god it snow about 18 inches on us in 2hrs in a ambush. Gotta take care of your Joe's Go down with frost bite or really bad exposure ain't good. Pretty serious stuff. Making that call just had to be done sometimes and either ouelette or collier would pick up the sector with their thermals or Pews systems while we were moving to a pick up on MSR 1. Can only begin to imagine the cold the marines went thru during the chosin reservoir withdrawal. If I remember right, the first generation ones that I remember eating didn't even have the little pussy heaters in them. We just always ate them cold. I guess you could have stuck them in your crotch for a while to warm them up if it was a big deal.
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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I made the mistake one time when I was a WSL of telling my PSG his ho bag Panamanian old lady was at the club swapping spit for several weekends with some Joe.
Me and 2 other Sqd ldrs in the platoon seeing it plain as day.
Bytch knew who we were and her old man was our PSG.
He looked at us 3 as being at fault for "knowing" after that.
You could tell he knew his old lady was doing it and he let it go on.
Uh huh....
About 3 months after that he PCS,d said his request for assignment to Ft drum got approved.
Back then you could call your branch and via touch tone request assignments as long as you had 12 months at current station and enough time on enlistment left.
He took his cuck azz someplace else to play that game more.
Got discovered and embarrassed by it
From then on out I would never say a word to a guy thinking I was doing the right thing by telling him schit about his ole lady doing what the fuuuk ever.
Not worth it...
They blame you for it in ways...
Now I must admit I used that branch assignment line for the 2 or 3 yrs it existed in the early to mid 90,s to send schitbyrds on their way to other assignments.
Gee you got orders to Ft polk???
Awe man Korea ain't bad for a 12 month tour.
Come on dude opfor assigmment to 1/4 IN at Hohenfels will look good on your record for promotion to E7 years from now.
Department of the Army/Perscom got rid of the touch tone assignment thing.
They had to see what was happening..
😆😆😆😆
I imagine army wide it was a useful tool for leadership at various levels to do toliet bowl flushes...
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Maybe his old lady was addicted to fried chicken, that was whore attractant at the Howard club. It was cash down on “Calle J”.
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Call me nuts...
But I used to like the dehydrated pork and beef patties.
Some times just stick one or 2 in my cargo pocket out training.
Eat em , chew em good , gulp some water from a canteen.
Hold it in my mouth for about 20 secs.
Swallow.
Repeat...
Keep on rolling doing whatever.
Sometimes ya just gotta eat when ya can when your on the move or a 50 50 security halt. You ate those dehydrated Mother F'ers? I would skip the meal if that is what I got. Now the ham slice was delicious with tobasco. I have eaten them at -20 and they weren't even froze. I would have no concerns eating a 20 year old one unless it looked funny or smelled worse than they normally do. Lol!!! Ate plenty of cold mre,s too. Worst probably up around Narvick in Norway training with them knuckle bunnies for 30 days in early winter 87. Tried their delicacy of fermented aged shark meat. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Like eating a peice of rubber ammonia is the best way to describe it. Ate alot of cold Mre,s that 1st tour in Korea 4 months of foot patrolling on the DMZ. That fuuuking wind outta manchuria from late Nov thru early march. Cut right through you to the bone. Several times I had to call a brevity call in for a truck link up and evac from my squad laying in ambush at night for 3 to 4 hrs on the reverse slope of a ridge over watching valleys on the Z. One night I swear to god it snow about 18 inches on us in 2hrs in a ambush. Gotta take care of your Joe's Go down with frost bite or really bad exposure ain't good. Pretty serious stuff. Making that call just had to be done sometimes and either ouelette or collier would pick up the sector with their thermals or Pews systems while we were moving to a pick up on MSR 1. Can only begin to imagine the cold the marines went thru during the chosin reservoir withdrawal. If I remember right, the first generation ones that I remember eating didn't even have the little pussy heaters in them. We just always ate them cold. I guess you could have stuck them in your crotch for a while to warm them up if it was a big deal. Oh the heaters when they came along also brought out the sir dumb of azz factor too. Stupid fuggs putting em in their sleeping bags to keep their feet warm getting all fugged up from the gas. Medics heating up IV bags with em Joe warming up his brain bucket with em or having one in it on gaurd duty in winter. Chow and heater bombs in a plastic bottle all they was good for. Or sadistic joe entertainment with a mouse or a frog doing the poison gas and heat treatment thing. Put a stop to that schit if seen at times. Same stunts repeated.... Different units and faces.... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Maybe his old lady was addicted to fried chicken, that was whore attractant at the Howard club. It was cash down on “Calle J”. We used to call em the Panamian wrecking crew when their were a supply of them around back in the early 90,s. Just like Korean whores from the club joe fell in love with and brought back to the states.
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I was lucky to have never set a foot in Korea but the DNA has spread worldwide.
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Be out in the middle of fuuuking nowhere at Sherman doing a JOTC rotation.
Along comes Jungle boy.
Shorts, flip flops, milk crate hanging off neck with a peice of rope full of cold cokes.
WTF????
No you ain't buying no fuuuking cokes doing PB ops just cause you heard your friends in C co get to do it.
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Go talk to C co nco,s about that bullschit when back in the rear.
Get the deer in the headlight routine from some.
Get the that schit dont go down in my platoon from squared away guys.
You can always tell schitbyrds no matter what their rank is.
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“Jungle” was most of my career. I was always amazed at the indigenous throughout the world that could smoke, drink, and do everything better than top shape GI’s any day of the week.
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I don’t know what the Henry Morgan patch means anymore but it ain’t JOTC. I was in the BX one day and saw a Black Lady wearing it and tried to talk about it, she said its a unit patch ?
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I don’t know if you spend much time on base anymore but it ain’t good.
Honest to God, about two weeks ago the wife and I went to the lab for checkup bloodwork, the GI next to me pulled off “Its” shirt for blood draw and had tits. It was with a group of other ITS. One of the fellas had a purse. My wife was floored !
They are TRANSforming all of the INTEL and executive positions right now, not so much on the trigger pullers.
Even the non-elite trigger pullers are starting to look like mash mellow men though.
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“Jungle” was most of my career. I was always amazed at the indigenous throughout the world that could smoke, drink, and do everything better than top shape GI’s any day of the week. Lol!!! Be on a knife edge ridge line in Korea on a 3 or 4 thousand ft Yama (Mountain) You can cover alot of clicks moving on the high ground. Some 70 75 yr old granny with a fused spine all bent over, Wooden A frame on her back full of fire wood or oak branches with acorns on for cows. 80 90 pds of schit on the a frame apexing about 2 ft above her nogging. Better get out of grannies way. That bytch be coming thru with the quickness, bytching at ya ta make way on a 1 to 2 ft wide trail with 60° 1 to 2 thousand ft slopes on each side. Sqd or platoon movement Park your azz fast and do the ruck sack flop to let her by. Watching her go by yapping in korean all ticked in wonderment and awe... Katusa,s talking to her all respectful and schit as she goes on down the trail. Seen that schit many times.. A frame granny with a ton of sticks hauling azz like a sherpa.. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🥴🥴🥴😄😄😄
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I don’t know if you spend much time on base anymore but it ain’t good.
Honest to God, about two weeks ago the wife and I went to the lab for checkup bloodwork, the GI next to me pulled off “Its” shirt for blood draw and had tits. It was with a group of other ITS. One of the fellas had a purse. My wife was floored !
They are TRANSforming all of the INTEL and executive positions right now, not so much on the trigger pullers.
Even the non-elite trigger pullers are starting to look like mash mellow men though. I rarely if ever go to the PX. and havent been to the commisary in years. The prices at the Px for ammo are the same or more than off post. AAFEES figured out that game long ago. Or equal to the taxed price off post. I used to place the price match game with em on 420 cans of M855 versus wally price. Save about 40 bucks on em but always a hassle to do it They would call up the wally world to confirm Even would have pic of the price and in stock item on the phone. All right play your little game mr clerk I got the extra 5 or 10mins for you to call and have a cock stick out of your forehead after. That was years ago before they did their equal pricing to the taxed point of off post items.
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Got one daughter surgical nurse fixing to make major.
Married to a 10th group Major at Carson
Another Daughter got out as a Captain fly,s UAV,s now for one of the 3 letters.
Have heard all the stuff.
See it around here in Clarksvegas too.
Honk for Joey......
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Yeah the deals not so much, never was. I drop into the commissary's here and there.
I’m on several bases around here frequently.
God Bless Nurses
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I’m fixing to head to base in a few and have my “Let’s go Brandon” shirt on
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Deer, tree rat, Turkey hunt on post.
86 k acres huntable in the back 40 when areas are open.
Was in all 3 bde,s over the years.
So know the place pretty good.
Not a issue going into the unknown like many others have going into whatever area they get.
That is kinda the biggest retirement benny to me in ways.
Doc and dental stuff off post or VA tier 1 use.
E room stuff go up on post then get steered to PCM referral doc cause that is all he is to begin with IMO.
Same with the VA PCM referral doc.
That's all they are.
Cushy job referral docs.
Get me to a surgeon to do a mechanical fix on x joint that's all I need you for.
Get on your little puter and do your admin job or put you sig block authority on who ever does it for you.
You are a low level screening and processing tool referral doc.
Nothing more , nothing less and you know it and you wanted to be this role...
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I definitely enjoy the hunting benefits and secret rec spots.
I have 3 PCMs, VA, Base, and private Doc.
I have dental Insurance, VA dental (vouchers), and the base takes care of stuff that happened on active duty concerning maxiiafacial or implants.
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P38 on dog tag chain, dog tags on neck. Not going to get buried in uniform after 23 years in it. Jeans and flannel shirt, closed lid.
Retirement check is nice though.
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