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He could tear up an anvil with a rubber mallet.
He's as fuqked up as a football bat.
She's as crazy as a drug store mouse.
He's as messed up as crackheads check book.
Doubtful things are uncertain...
If, a frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their ass wen they land.
If, idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
You've got to dummy up boy, cause you sure can't dummy down.
We've got to leave this place, there's more [bleep] here than we've got bullets.
All hat no cattle.
You can chrome & polish a turd but it's still a turd.
I could catch fish in the Sahara Desert. You couldn't catch the clap in a whorehouse.
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"Arent you as smart as a c h i m p"
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Boy is so mean that when he dies the devil is gonna give him a couple of fire coals and tell him to go make a hell of his own somewhere.
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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When I was a little kid, one of my dad's friends owned a vintage GTO and he was always bragging on that car. He kept it clean and in the garage so the elements wouldnt mess with it.
Once me and a couple of my friends were watching him while he was getting ready to take it on a drive. He told us that his GTO "takes off like a raped ape" I always found that statement a little disturbing.........
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Statement to fine looking Woman
I would slide buck naked down a mile long razor blade just to hear you piss into a tin cup while we are on the phone …………collect ! Used to be I'd drag my balls thru a mile of broken glass to here you fart over a field phone
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As noisy as a mouse pissing on a cotton ball
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Praise the Lord and pass the bullets.
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"There is no place like home.'
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"There is no place like home.' We're not in Kansas any more.....
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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“He’s so damn sorry lice won’t stay on ‘em!”
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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Where is X?
I don't know.
If it was up your ass you'd know!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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“He’s so damn sorry lice won’t stay on ‘em!” ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Heard this constantly as a kid.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Oracle
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"There is no place like home.' We're not in Kansas any more..... Toto too?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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"Tighter than a nun's c**t"
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Tighter than a fishes arse.
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Wouldn't pizz on him if his arse was on fire.
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"Do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
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There he is, the man they couldn't root, shoot or electrocute.
Last edited by DBT; 08/29/22.
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If he had a good idea, it would roll around like a b b in a boxcar
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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"That guy would f**k a snake if it had a hand to hold on to"
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