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Travel on Planes is overrated by neophytes who are all gaga about vacations.
Most anyone who has to travel on planes as a necessary part of making a living think it fuuuking sucks....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Travel on Planes is overrated by neophytes who are all gaga about vacations.
Most anyone who has to travel on planes as a necessary part of making a living think it fuuuking sucks.... Just like ocean cruises. 😉
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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I do not wish to go anywhere that requires I fly in an airplane. Nothing against airplanes. I’ve flown in many. I just do not want to go thru the hassle anymore. Im really quite comfy here on the place. And may e the colorado ranch. I do not care to be around a lot of people. Same here! I prefer to drive the Alcan rather than fly to/from Alaska.
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Have you ever had to sit next to one in coach. I had to sit next to a fat bitch not long ago. She was in her seat and half of mine, smelled bad too. Thank god it was only a two hour flight.
We are flying to Italy next year, going first class somehow. Try to get cubicle where seat converts to bed so you can Sleep or relax during long flight. Extremely fat people should pay for two seats. Sadly in USA fat people have rights organization NAAFA🤪 Then dipshìts like Slavek try and talk about guns.....you are out of your element lady. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Masar Cardonas sock puppet.... I don’t know who it is, but it’s part of the problem
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Ticket prices should be determined by weight.
And seats sized accordingly.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Travel on Planes is overrated by neophytes who are all gaga about vacations.
Most anyone who has to travel on planes as a necessary part of making a living think it fuuuking sucks.... Just like ocean cruises. 😉 Paying to be on a cruise to get the schitts.... Cleaned and staffed by a bunch of 3rd world primatiods. Catering to your every need, pampering you cause you want it. With a buncha vacationing what the fugg evers thrown in for good measure.. How Craptastic..... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Have you ever had to sit next to one in coach. I had to sit next to a fat bitch not long ago. She was in her seat and half of mine, smelled bad too. Thank god it was only a two hour flight.
We are flying to Italy next year, going first class somehow. Try to get cubicle where seat converts to bed so you can Sleep or relax during long flight. Extremely fat people should pay for two seats. Sadly in USA fat people have rights organization NAAFA🤪 Then dipshìts like Slavek try and talk about guns.....you are out of your element lady. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Masar Cardonas sock puppet.... I don’t know who it is, but it’s part of the problem He runs Glockdoofus also. They like to "talk" to each other down in the handgun forum. I been fuuuking up both of em for awhile when I choose too... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Have you ever had to sit next to one in coach. I had to sit next to a fat bitch not long ago. She was in her seat and half of mine, smelled bad too. Thank god it was only a two hour flight.
We are flying to Italy next year, going first class somehow. It's only money fly 1st
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Campfire Kahuna
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Have on an airliner only twice in the last 22 years, and the last was about 10 years ago. Major reason is the fat asses I’m not willing to tolerate. The industry has lost a lot of business due to this. Double wides should have to buy 2 seats.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I got middle seat between two subcontinental Indians on my trip to DC. Thank God for air vents, it was unpleasant.
Up hills slow,
Down hills fast
Tonnage first and
Safety last.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I got middle seat between two subcontinental Indians on my trip to DC. Thank God for air vents, it was unpleasant. Yep, when that happens the only thing to do is open up all the air wents.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Floating cesspool Durn tourins Hell to anyone wanting to see America Damn it to hell walmarks and their self checkout Nasty all u can eat buffets Hell with $7 pizza, a pox upon you Womerns wearin dungarees and such Remote controls are stupid Whats a drone, beats me And bicycles ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/rp5CgxfQ/0-C1616-ED-E847-4239-B55-D-AE7290-C58-DC3.jpg)
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It’s not just a weight thing. I’m 6’4” and have wide shoulders. In coach, it’s very likely my shoulder will be in someone’s face. I try to get an idle seat so I can lean out a bit. Works out great til the attendants smash into me with the drink cart.
I was reading an article that shows airline seats are actually getting smaller as the years go on despite the increasing average size of the passengers. On some airlines, the person in front of me will keep trying to recline their seat to no avail.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Many years ago, I had the center seat between two former Cleveland Browns linemen. I literally had to sit sideways and even then it was agony. No other seats available. Big guys? One of them took off a ring, took out a golf ball and dropped the ball through the ring with room to spare. No kidding. I flew a lot back then, on business. Not so much in recent years.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Floating cesspool Durn tourins Hell to anyone wanting to see America Damn it to hell walmarks and their self checkout Nasty all u can eat buffets Hell with $7 pizza, a pox upon you Womerns wearin dungarees and such Remote controls are stupid Whats a drone, beats me And bicycles Izzat Authentic Frontier Gibberish?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yessir
I jussa stay home for forty year be a porch honkey
that $857 ssa won’t gets me outta the county. Cain’t even go to Opelika to da biscuit-gravy festival no mores
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I don't miss flying weekly one bit, the only good thing about being a frequent traveler was the upgrades to first class just for the extra seat room.
Our mini jets are like the back seat in a compact car, sitting next to someone big was always unpleasant
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
John Wayne
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Couple of years ago, I was seated on a plane with a small young lady, next to me, and a pilot who made me look small.
(I'm 6'1" - 205 lbs, broad shouldered) I commented to the pilot "Why do they always seat a couple of large people next to some poor little person?" He said "Darned if I know, but this flight's only about 2/3 full - and I'm moving across the aisle!"
Poor young lady next to me got to sit in an aisle seat - with plenty of room!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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One of the last flights I was on was in the late 80s, I was a smart ass teenager. My brother and sister in law were directly across the aisle from me. We got all comfy in our seats of this smallish plane , 3 seats on their side, two on my side of the aisle. Just as the door was closing , an enormous black chick entered the plane. My brother jokingly said, hey your date arrived... As she made her way closer , I realized she was in fact bent on sitting next to me. By the grace of the good Lord she did have the right amount of lavender smell good on her to cover fat people smell. She did however take up the entirety of our side of the plane. A short flight from Philly To charlotte N.C. She feel asleep pretty quickly. about mid flight I let out a horrendous fart. I laughed , My brother laughed. My sister in law looked at me in disgust like she always does , and the big girl awoke excused her self sincerely and went back to sleep. We laughed until we got to my uncles house in Rural western N.C...........
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