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We have been grinding all of the turkeys we shoot.

Lots of things to do with ground turkey. Jerky, sausage, burgers, turkey fried steak, turkey parmesan. Not classic recipes using the grind, but good just the same.

Our Black Hills turkeys do not have the best diet and taste accordingly. Have shot turkeys that have been feeding heavily on corn or apples. They are surprisingly good. Not domestic turkey good, but very edible just the same.

We've ground it. Tastes like saw dust. Turkey sausage tastes like spiced saw dust. The dogs will eat it but they think cat turds taste good.

It probly tastes better than a dog turd too but only slightly.

Dogs might roll in cow chit or where a dead carcass has lain but never saw one any eat any cat chit....

They're must be such things as chit eating dogs that why dumb bass'turd cAt chit heAds like Glockhead and Deneise/youder409 don't own dogs....

They're scared of being eaten.

I've had dogs my whole life, and just had to put one down I had for ovewr 16 years.

I bet he was f'ing relieved being trapped with your dumb azz for years....

Fact iz you should have done the world a favor and checked out with him.

I never did see that photoshopped picture of you lying drunk in a bathtub. The one where you said that because of it "now people think you're a drunk to this day." Sounds like a funny pic. But I can say with near certainty, I don't think anyone really had to see. I think most people just assume you are a drunk.

Nah.................

I don't own any cat shidt eatin' dogs. They just eat plain old shidt. That's why I keep 'em around.

Come on over, Luther !!! Just walk up the driveway. It'll be OK. Honest.

I could probably come up with a copy of that if I asked around a little bit.............

Not necessary.

Oh, and Luthey, I'm going to work now. Work. That thing one does where a service is performed and the one that performs it receives a paycheck in their name. Have fun with your temper tantrums this morning. I'll check in later. And one last thing, might want to check that box in your medicine cabinet, the one with all the days of the week on it, and make sure the space for Monday is empty. Seems like you've forgotten some medication this morning.

I call it being a pathetic old man. Or worse, acts like a vengeful old women who won't let stuff go. Kind of guy that drives people away from this place. Really don't know why its allowed. Sort of some category as Little dick (Big Stick) but without the incoherent ramblings.

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.................................. There's PLENTY of incoherence in his rants, whines, mumblings and grumblings.

Annnnnnnnd.............

Crickets.

How's the view in the subdivision this morning, Luther ??

Tell us who you worked for big time Denise ...

Man crush is just EATIN' YOU UP, ain't it, cupcake ???

Most everyone who's asked me in a civil manner already knows.

I bet they do....you won't say because you know I know enough people out there to bust yer azz.

Who was the "one guy" that had you on his unpaid "prostaff" and who sent you out to kill 30 turkeys in one year?

BTW, there's a thread on Old Gobbler where someone asked the mosty turkeys they killed in one year. Even the most prolific hunter there wasn't close to 30.

No body sent me anywhere.....I suspect a couple years I killed over 30 spring and fall.

I used to hunt 5 or 6 states every spring and hunted 3 to 4 days a week from Oct to Jan in the fall.

Why I bother answering an azz like you is beyond me....

Some dudes just love the smell of their own farts.