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On my shop teacher's door in high school:
I've done so much with so little for so long that I can now do practically anything with nothing.
Another favorite from a wise mentor that has a lot of practical implications on internet forums:
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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keep it greasy so it go down easy-Frank Zappa. The motto of Woodmans 3rd shift for thirty years and counting
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Fuuuck em if they can’t take a joke!!! I always liked the one "joke em if they can't take a fûck"
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Never piss off a redhead.
If you walk with a purpose eventually you will collide with destiny.
If you always chase perfection you can be assured of finding excellence along the way.
Do not double down on dumb.
You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
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"The reason people don’t like you Burnsy, is because you’re a [bleep]. But feel free to validate your ego by posting pictures for people you have never met and never will meet.
This is an awesome thread, and you suck cock. It is what it is." <Jeffrey>
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There is no situation so bad that someone will find it funny.
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Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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Good one Do you have Pottery Barn or Michael’s up there?? 🤣 Oh yeah, We got all those places where women go to get wall signs.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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If you're early, you're on time If you're on time, you're late and If you're late, you're lost
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Il est impossible que l'improbable n'arrive jamais -Emil Gumbel
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I try not to complain, because I've found that 80% don't care about my problems and the other 20% are glad that I'm having them. Tommy Lasorta.
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Sleep; and if life was bitter to thee, pardon, If sweet, give thanks; thou hast no more to live; And to give thanks is good, and to forgive.
I could wish a lot of things on my worst enemy but neuropathy ain't one of them.
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“You cannot reason someone out of something they were never reasoned into.” -unknown
“Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is absurd.” - Voltaire
“Having once been in love is to be always in love.” -Eugene Field
"There's no schadenfreude like Hillary Clinton schadenfreude." - Tamara Keel
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Why be a Volkswagon when you CAN be a Ferrari? Or, Why be a Husky when you CAN be Furry?
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RUMs are like woman in Stiletto heals, you know they are going to put you in the poor house, but that has never stopped anyone from pursuing them.
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
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