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Old cowboy sayings
He was mad enough to swallow a horn-toad backwards.
He’s so mean he’d steal a fly from a blind spider.
He was so mean, he’d fight a rattler and give him the first bite.
He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead man’s eyes.
He made an ordinary fight look like a prayer meetin’.
When I’m done with you, there won’t be enough left of you to snore.
He was mean enough to eat off the same plate with a snake.
He was so mad he could bite himself.
He was mean enough to hunt bears with a hickory switch.

SHY: As shy as a green bronc at a new water trough.
DRY: So dry he had to prime himself to spit.
USELESS: Useless as settin a milk bucket under a bull.
LAZY: About as lively as a 30 year old stud he was.
GREENHORN: So green he didn't savvy cow unless it was dished up in stew.
CONTENTED: As happy as a fly in a currant pie.
COWTOWNS: A town where the undertaker was the most prosperous feller in it.
RELIGION: He was raised on prunes an Proverbs
PROUD: He swelled up til he busted his surcingle.
NOISY: Makin more noise than a breedin' jackass in a tin barn.

Circling around like a rat in a grain bin trying to piss in the corner

Busier than a Cat covering Scat on a Marble Floor!

Old man so steady he can pour corn likker out of a 5gallon bucket into a coke bottle and never spill a drop