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Donate it to research for a viable penis augmentation surgery with the caveat that I get 10% royalties when they come up with it. No way I'd donate to lose my comparative advantage.
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Donate it to research for a viable penis augmentation surgery with the caveat that I get 10% royalties when they come up with it. No way I'd donate to lose my comparative advantage. Well played!
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I’d spend some to figure out a way to take care of family then disappear.
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None of you are going to win.
I will take that bet.
"...aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you, so that you may walk properly before outsiders and be dependent on no one." - Paul to the church in Thessalonica.
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Surprise my wife with the most extravagant new vehicle I can find as a way to clue her in to my good fortune.
Next would be to travel in search of search for large pieces of contiguous property with the plan of finding one or 3 that have all my desired features which include maximum privacy, independence from locals and local government, water sources and game opportunities.
Donations to St. Jude's.
Plan international trips to points of interest.
Set up support for family, especially my Dad.
Support local charities for good causes.
In short, take care of mine while keeping an eye out for opportunities to help others in genuine need.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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Hire the best tax attorney that I can find to shield as much pre-tax money as is legally possible.
Put 50% of the pre-tax money into charitable trusts.
Set up accounts for each brother, sister, niece, nephew, and a couple of close friends funded with $5M each so that they could draw the interest monthly for the rest of their lives. When they have passed on, the $5M principal would return to the trust.
Set up $500K bank accounts for each of our 20 first and second cousins.
Buy 550 Dreamcatcher Lane in Durango, CO, and build a really nice rifle range.
Maintain a low profile and do all good works through the anonymity of the trusts.
Buy into JETLINX.
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search for large pieces of contiguous property with the plan of finding one or 3 that have all my desired features which include maximum privacy, independence from locals and local government, water sources and game opportunities. I have always said to find 10, 20, 100K acres and put my house in the middle. Entertain myself with hunting shooting, fishing etc. Invite good people to come and enjoy it with me. Taking care of family goes without saying.
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Put a new roof on the house. Tear off the old one or just shingle over it? With all that dough, you might live large and do the tear off.
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20,000 acres in Idaho or Montana. 20,000 acres in some southern state. Hunt, shoot and fly fish the rest of my life. Whatever I don't need for that give away.
The older I become the more I am convinced that the voice of honor in a man's heart is the voice of GOD.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Keep farmin till it's all used up.  Does Pastor Mitzy approve of you gambling, buying chances? If he wins, Pastor Mitzy will be his new side chick.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Cocaine and Hookers......................
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Keep farmin till it's all used up. That won't take long.
Camp is where you make it.
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Buy a huge ranch in Idaho or Wyoming
Set up a shooting range and an airfield
Get pilots license and buy a small plane
Build kennels
Spend days horseback running lion, bear, bobcat with a pack of hounds (I know, bear isn't legal in WY with hounds, but don't forget I'm rich. I can travel to areas that are legal)
Reload, read, shoot, flyfish, hunt, trap, go on progressive pack trips to do all mentioned and tour the west with horses in tow riding wherever I wanted to roam.
Life is but the memories we've created.....Sully Erna
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Cocaine and Hookers...................... First honest answer.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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I'd be broke in two years like 98% of all the other idiots who win the lottery. If most people knew how to manage money they'd be rich before they won the lottery.
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Move da fu'ck out of MN.
Buy a lot of land.
Hire Ryan some help to finish his fence.
Buy a used 2wd Dodge Dakota pick-up with a V-6, a mismatched topper, and drive around to jobsites and tell all the workers I used to do this sh'it for a living back when I was a workin man.
Camp is where you make it.
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Get a new phone number and email address, disappear for a few months. Buy various properties through a few shell companies
Who is John Galt?
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Surprise my wife with the most extravagant new vehicle I can find as a way to clue her in to my good fortune.
Next would be to travel in search of search for large pieces of contiguous property with the plan of finding one or 3 that have all my desired features which include maximum privacy, independence from locals and local government, water sources and game opportunities.
Donations to St. Jude's.
Plan international trips to points of interest.
Set up support for family, especially my Dad.
Support local charities for good causes.
In short, take care of mine while keeping an eye out for opportunities to help others in genuine need. I like your plan and mine would be similar. Sharing would be a very big part. I would buy Ted Turner's spread in Montana as a second home and keep the one I already have here.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Anyone going to spend it all on more tickets?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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