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Make sure my very long driveway is well paved for UPS.

Now that's thinking ahead!

Make The Bin a ridiculous offer he couldn't refuse for the site.
20mil.
And cover his taxes on that.


Then I get the Space Ghost Button on this mofo.
Go all Pol Pot on some schitbyrds....

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This would be my plan. Then, in retirement, I'd be doling out money to people I deem deserving of my largess and generosity. On another note, my wife the other day exclaimed "I need to get a lottery ticket because it's now over 1 billion". I said, "I understand; however, was 5 hundred million dollars last week too small of an amount for us to care?".

Oh, I almost forgot, I'd also by a 1963 Chevy Impala hardtop. This was my high school car and is the year of my birth.

Finally, I would invest all of the remainder in a combined toilet paper and revolving door company to see if I could get wiped out before I turn around.

Buy Nugget a new E-bike.
But he has to get me on a moose (4 legged) next fall.

Have guys show up at the Conrad Land and Sheep Co. ready to roof.
Keep an eye on those Conrad kids, maybe leave an envelope in the
mailbox in a few years. Don't think that would be necessary, but it
would be fun.




20 year old daughter has a decent job, but not expanding her value.
Just bought a car with $500/month obligations.
Planning a wedding next year to a 19 year old in the trades.
He is studying to do code inspections.

She would be offered car payments, all school expenses paid if
she could maintain Bs, and work to buy gas and spending money.
On graduation of both, I would pay down a small farm to payment levels
they could handle.

15 year old has decided to go to college, working harder than ever to
get good grades. 3.5+GPA. Would get her the (used) manual tranny
pickup she dreams of. Might go full out and make it the Dodge/Cummins
she really wants. Same college offer as her sister.

I'd try hard to make the young adulthood days much easier for them.
Allow them to start investing early. Nothing free, gotta work.

My folks? Mom always wanted a '57 Chevy.

In-laws, would get them a single level in town.



Always dreamed of my place being a chunk of property where I never
had indication of other humans around me. Enough land to handle
30-50 cows, a few less hogs, chickens and be able to raise their food.


Try to find people to help.
It is very hard. The folks I want to help are not asking.
They need a car fixed, maybe tires.
Most poor people can't be helped. They make themselves poor.

Women and whisky. The rest will just get wasted.

I always knew you were a good dude, even though you’d hump an unclean skank just for a laugh.

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I’d make it my mission in whatever time I have left to do everything within my means to end the scourge of suicides amongst our returning veterans. It absolutely wrecks me every time I read about another veteran that can’t cope with the things he’s done and seen. Having been around my fair share of death and destruction I know what those memories can be like and I know how they can creep into our thoughts despite doing everything to keep them out. I can’t imagine the things that others have to remember, things too horrible to even put words to. If I hit the big lottery I would dedicate the rest of my life to helping them.

I’d consider opening a clinic for female nymphomaniacs in Arizona.

I would play a small role in the clinic, primarily intake and evaluation of the severity of the whores sexual thirst.

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One of my closest friends owns a working plantation here. 15,000 acres. His accountant told him years ago “you’re losing a million a year farming that place!” He told him “Good…I can farm for 320 more years then”.

He increased his wealth to where he can now farm for 700-800 more years.

Damn!

Oh, I forgot.

I'd get the Beav a winch with a mile of cable so he didn't have to go get dinks he shoots a half mile away on the other side of the canyon. Like the rest of us, he's gettin' older every day.

Stay as anonymous as possible. Hire a pitbull attorney and tax accountant to fend off the jackals. Won't help the freeloaders, distant relatives, or those whose predicament is self-inflicted.

Set up an education trust fund for trade and occupational school scholarships.

Help people who just once need to catch a break....anonymously.

Won't give money outright, but might get some folks 'back up to zero'. Any debts after that are on them.

You can't even imagine my depravity.

Build an American owned slaughterhouse thats a rancher/processor cooperative.

Amen! That’s actually something I was discussing with a buddy the other day. I’d seriously look into getting a co-op like you describe.

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Buy a mountain and live like the McCann brothers in Secondhand Lions.

I would continue living my humble life.... go to work everyday... drive the same 12 yr old car... money wouldn't change me.... hahahhahahaha
Fuugg that..... GOA would get millions

Could I offer cash to anyone in Cali that would vote against Gavin in the next election he runs in?

A billion (or the remainder thereof) might go a long way.