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Could I offer cash to anyone in Cali that would vote against Gavin in the next election he runs in?

A billion (or the remainder thereof) might go a long way.

Bev,
After spending 20 years in the finance industry, I'd have a little different strategy about how I shared it.

1. Anyone who asked for money would get ZERO.

2. I'd limit gifts to 32k per person, per year, 64k max for couples to avoid the 50% gift tax.

3. If I wanted someone to receive more than that, they'd have to opportunity to interview for an employment opportunity, think about how Trump Family organization works. Of course they'd receive a great benefits package, think payed education, 150% 401k match, and no BS health care plan.

4. I'd facilitate some wealth transfers through trusts. As an example, I'd buy my parent property from them, probably through a trust that would grant them the right to use trust assets, such as their former property, and a CAT D6 or what ever other assets I wanted to put in the Trust, then hire him as a "caretaker" of the trust lands and pay him just under the cap for the Social Security phase out. So I could put over 100K a year in his hands, plus all the toys he could want to play with, with minimal tax implications and not be in a situation of paying inheritance tax if and when those assets revert back to me. Oh, and since he's now an employee, best health care in the world, and instead of paying gift taxes, I get a deduction.

Charity:
1. The Second Amendment Foundation.
2. I'd fund ballot issues designed to make liberal heads explode. I'd crowd source the idea's to The Fire. I'd confident you degenerates would come up with some good one's.

Passion Project:
Open the private school I'd want for my kids, K through Bachelors degree. It would the school most of you would chose for your kids, especially your sons, in other words, a real education without the B.S.

Property:
My main property would be not small and somewhere I could hunt deer, antelope, elk and prairie dogs all from the main house. I'd probably run a combination of Bison and cattle and exotics in what ever combination recommended by my ranch manager. I'd have another dozen to a score of properties scattered around the world optimized for three things, conducting business, killing shìt, and fücking hot women, think Trump meets Karamojo Bell, meets Andrew Tate.

Not tell anybody until all provisions and contingencies were in place.

Let the day job know they can kiss both sides of my ass.
Let Mom and Dad know they're set for life - you'll see X amount deposited in your account each month, spend or save how you see fit.
Same for wife's folks.

BIL/SIL get a generous one time sum - not enough to be done working, but enough to get WAY ahead if they're smart about it.

Other family, close or distant "You should hear it from me, you get nothing for nothing. Don't make it weird for both of us by asking. If this upsets you speak up, you can be culled from the Christmas card list post haste if thats how you want it to be".

Friends would be having some fun weekends on me.

Buy a large parcel of land, build a modest (by billionaire standards) home - huge pole shed. Let the rest work for me and set it up in trust for my son and any future kids.

You could be a right wing George Soro's I like it..... but are most of the tards in Calif. worth saving?

Oh, I forgot.

I'd get the Beav a winch with a mile of cable so he didn't have to go get dinks he shoots a half mile away on the other side of the canyon. Like the rest of us, he's gettin' older every day.

It's not the tards I'm trying to save. It's the State itself..

I figure if only we could get a few good Republican regimes in a row going, the exodus would change to one where the Red voters are staying and the Blues are leaving and moving to .............................



TX or OK. No strike that..............................maybe they move back to MI and OH.

That way it would take the heat off of us Cali members for being the bad guys.

Maybe instead, just anchor a giant buck in my yard every year.

Thanks in advance, G.

-Beav

oh and buy me a new mattress, I think my current one still has bed bugs in it..

The only change to my original post would be to hire Antelope Sniper.

I’d hate to be paying too much in taxes.

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Bev,
I'm sure we could work something out.

Which lottery is it? I might have Mrs. Geno pick a ticket up on her next trip to campus.