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I'd buy a big chunk of land and a munch of earth moving equipment. Loader, dozer, excavator, dump truck. I'd spend all day digging holes, moving dirt from one place to another and then moving it back when i feel like it. Damn you sound like the government... dig a hole... fill it in... pretend you are productive... but if you are footin the bill dig away my friend... 
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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There is about a 2000 acre plot of woods with 4 great bass ponds each roughly 50 acres each and the deer and turkey are plentiful. It's a short distance from my property and nobody hunts it. I think I would start there, build a cabin overlooking the biggest pond.
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I would hire somebody that could truly make the golden years golden
There’s somethings I would like done about certain people but some things are better left unsaid
Best dam piece of white tail property I could buy and a couple top notch processors to make fancy fixings out of the meat
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But if a fellows gonna wish
How about 40 yrs of youth with current knowledge
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I would pay off the other 2 workers I work with and retire . it is to the point, I hate going to work. I do carpenter work and been doing it full time for 41 yrs. and i am sick of it. I just want to have some time to hunt and fish . Most days, by the time I get home I am so tired I dont even want to go fishing or hunting. I would give money to my cousins out to 3rd cousins . There is one person in the family that would not get one penny.
But the fruits of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness,faithfulness, Gentleness and self control. Against such things there is no law. Galations 5: 22&23
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I'd put in a deep fried burrito cooker and my own nacho cheese and chili bar like town pump complete with beer cooler  Maybe buy my own tropical island for winter ...
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
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I'd have to think about the details, but the ocean is the only freedom left on earth.
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oh and buy me a new mattress, I think my current one still has bed bugs in it.. I’d buy the dump where you work, just so I could fire you and watch you cry. 😝🦫
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...the 1.2 billion dollar lottery?
Me, we’d set up monthly or annual payouts to most family members. BIL, whose good with cash can decide if he wants a lump sum, maybe 20 mill, or be on the payout plan.
Keep it simple by making it impossible for a family member to take out a loan against their payouts. Not gonna have Alyssa come to us in 3 years and say, “Unc, I’m outta money, my business tanked, can I get some more cash?”. 🖕🏾
Hire two good law firms to watch over each other’s handling of our winnings.
Friends get gifted stuff on a whim.
🦫 Bev, After spending 20 years in the finance industry, I'd have a little different strategy about how I shared it. 1. Anyone who asked for money would get ZERO. 2. I'd limit gifts to 32k per person, per year, 64k max for couples to avoid the 50% gift tax. 3. If I wanted someone to receive more than that, they'd have to opportunity to interview for an employment opportunity, think about how Trump Family organization works. Of course they'd receive a great benefits package, think payed education, 150% 401k match, and no BS health care plan. 4. I'd facilitate some wealth transfers through trusts. As an example, I'd buy my parent property from them, probably through a trust that would grant them the right to use trust assets, such as their former property, and a CAT D6 or what ever other assets I wanted to put in the Trust, then hire him as a "caretaker" of the trust lands and pay him just under the cap for the Social Security phase out. So I could put over 100K a year in his hands, plus all the toys he could want to play with, with minimal tax implications and not be in a situation of paying inheritance tax if and when those assets revert back to me. Oh, and since he's now an employee, best health care in the world, and instead of paying gift taxes, I get a deduction. Charity: 1. The Second Amendment Foundation. 2. I'd fund ballot issues designed to make liberal heads explode. I'd crowd source the idea's to The Fire. I'd confident you degenerates would come up with some good one's. Passion Project: Open the private school I'd want for my kids, K through Bachelors degree. It would the school most of you would chose for your kids, especially your sons, in other words, a real education without the B.S. Property: My main property would be not small and somewhere I could hunt deer, antelope, elk and prairie dogs all from the main house. I'd probably run a combination of Bison and cattle and exotics in what ever combination recommended by my ranch manager. I'd have another dozen to a score of properties scattered around the world optimized for three things, conducting business, killing shìt, and fücking hot women, think Trump meets Karamojo Bell, meets Andrew Tate. The only change to my original post would be to hire Antelope Sniper. I’d hate to be paying too much in taxes. 🦫 Bev, I'm sure we could work something out. You mean like a bartering arrangement? You provide all the booze, expensive hookers, and a Scarface Mtn of coke. Deal! 🦫 EDIT I thought this reply was from brother irfubar. Yes, we would definitely work something out. Lol
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I'd put in a deep fried burrito cooker and my own nacho cheese and chili bar like town pump complete with beer cooler Maybe buy my own tropical island for winter ... A Slurpy machine too?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Buy everything at the Big Tulsa Gun Show. 🤠
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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...the 1.2 billion dollar lottery?
Me, we’d set up monthly or annual payouts to most family members. BIL, whose good with cash can decide if he wants a lump sum, maybe 20 mill, or be on the payout plan.
Keep it simple by making it impossible for a family member to take out a loan against their payouts. Not gonna have Alyssa come to us in 3 years and say, “Unc, I’m outta money, my business tanked, can I get some more cash?”. 🖕🏾
Hire two good law firms to watch over each other’s handling of our winnings.
Friends get gifted stuff on a whim.
🦫 Bev, After spending 20 years in the finance industry, I'd have a little different strategy about how I shared it. 1. Anyone who asked for money would get ZERO. 2. I'd limit gifts to 32k per person, per year, 64k max for couples to avoid the 50% gift tax. 3. If I wanted someone to receive more than that, they'd have to opportunity to interview for an employment opportunity, think about how Trump Family organization works. Of course they'd receive a great benefits package, think payed education, 150% 401k match, and no BS health care plan. 4. I'd facilitate some wealth transfers through trusts. As an example, I'd buy my parent property from them, probably through a trust that would grant them the right to use trust assets, such as their former property, and a CAT D6 or what ever other assets I wanted to put in the Trust, then hire him as a "caretaker" of the trust lands and pay him just under the cap for the Social Security phase out. So I could put over 100K a year in his hands, plus all the toys he could want to play with, with minimal tax implications and not be in a situation of paying inheritance tax if and when those assets revert back to me. Oh, and since he's now an employee, best health care in the world, and instead of paying gift taxes, I get a deduction. Charity: 1. The Second Amendment Foundation. 2. I'd fund ballot issues designed to make liberal heads explode. I'd crowd source the idea's to The Fire. I'd confident you degenerates would come up with some good one's. Passion Project: Open the private school I'd want for my kids, K through Bachelors degree. It would the school most of you would chose for your kids, especially your sons, in other words, a real education without the B.S. Property: My main property would be not small and somewhere I could hunt deer, antelope, elk and prairie dogs all from the main house. I'd probably run a combination of Bison and cattle and exotics in what ever combination recommended by my ranch manager. I'd have another dozen to a score of properties scattered around the world optimized for three things, conducting business, killing shìt, and fücking hot women, think Trump meets Karamojo Bell, meets Andrew Tate. The only change to my original post would be to hire Antelope Sniper. I’d hate to be paying too much in taxes. 🦫 Bev, I'm sure we could work something out. You mean like a bartering arrangement? You provide all the booze, expensive hookers, and a Scarface Mtn of coke. Deal! 🦫 Dude, you should know by now................... cheap hookers work harder.....................especially fo a big stack of cash.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I'd put in a deep fried burrito cooker and my own nacho cheese and chili bar like town pump complete with beer cooler Maybe buy my own tropical island for winter ... A Slurpy machine too? Now that's dreaming big
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...the 1.2 billion dollar lottery?
Me, we’d set up monthly or annual payouts to most family members. BIL, whose good with cash can decide if he wants a lump sum, maybe 20 mill, or be on the payout plan.
Keep it simple by making it impossible for a family member to take out a loan against their payouts. Not gonna have Alyssa come to us in 3 years and say, “Unc, I’m outta money, my business tanked, can I get some more cash?”. 🖕🏾
Hire two good law firms to watch over each other’s handling of our winnings.
Friends get gifted stuff on a whim.
🦫 Bev, After spending 20 years in the finance industry, I'd have a little different strategy about how I shared it. 1. Anyone who asked for money would get ZERO. 2. I'd limit gifts to 32k per person, per year, 64k max for couples to avoid the 50% gift tax. 3. If I wanted someone to receive more than that, they'd have to opportunity to interview for an employment opportunity, think about how Trump Family organization works. Of course they'd receive a great benefits package, think payed education, 150% 401k match, and no BS health care plan. 4. I'd facilitate some wealth transfers through trusts. As an example, I'd buy my parent property from them, probably through a trust that would grant them the right to use trust assets, such as their former property, and a CAT D6 or what ever other assets I wanted to put in the Trust, then hire him as a "caretaker" of the trust lands and pay him just under the cap for the Social Security phase out. So I could put over 100K a year in his hands, plus all the toys he could want to play with, with minimal tax implications and not be in a situation of paying inheritance tax if and when those assets revert back to me. Oh, and since he's now an employee, best health care in the world, and instead of paying gift taxes, I get a deduction. Charity: 1. The Second Amendment Foundation. 2. I'd fund ballot issues designed to make liberal heads explode. I'd crowd source the idea's to The Fire. I'd confident you degenerates would come up with some good one's. Passion Project: Open the private school I'd want for my kids, K through Bachelors degree. It would the school most of you would chose for your kids, especially your sons, in other words, a real education without the B.S. Property: My main property would be not small and somewhere I could hunt deer, antelope, elk and prairie dogs all from the main house. I'd probably run a combination of Bison and cattle and exotics in what ever combination recommended by my ranch manager. I'd have another dozen to a score of properties scattered around the world optimized for three things, conducting business, killing shìt, and fücking hot women, think Trump meets Karamojo Bell, meets Andrew Tate. The only change to my original post would be to hire Antelope Sniper. I’d hate to be paying too much in taxes. 🦫 Bev, I'm sure we could work something out. You mean like a bartering arrangement? You provide all the booze, expensive hookers, and a Scarface Mtn of coke. Deal! 🦫 Dude, you should know by now................... cheap hookers work harder.....................especially fo a big stack of cash. But, but, they’re ugly, G! If you want to be billions rich and stuff your sausage into another pig making machine. I’ll watch, record, and sell the videos.....To make a few extra bucks on the side. 😬🦫
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Now we know why most lottery winners go broke in just a few years....
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Put a new roof on the house. And a coat of paint...
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I would pay off the other 2 workers I work with and retire . it is to the point, I hate going to work. I do carpenter work and been doing it full time for 41 yrs. and i am sick of it. I just want to have some time to hunt and fish . Most days, by the time I get home I am so tired I dont even want to go fishing or hunting. I would give money to my cousins out to 3rd cousins . There is one person in the family that would not get one penny. I hope you win.... The next big lottery... After I win this one... 🦫
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...the 1.2 billion dollar lottery?
Me, we’d set up monthly or annual payouts to most family members. BIL, whose good with cash can decide if he wants a lump sum, maybe 20 mill, or be on the payout plan.
Keep it simple by making it impossible for a family member to take out a loan against their payouts. Not gonna have Alyssa come to us in 3 years and say, “Unc, I’m outta money, my business tanked, can I get some more cash?”. 🖕🏾
Hire two good law firms to watch over each other’s handling of our winnings.
Friends get gifted stuff on a whim.
🦫 Bev, After spending 20 years in the finance industry, I'd have a little different strategy about how I shared it. 1. Anyone who asked for money would get ZERO. 2. I'd limit gifts to 32k per person, per year, 64k max for couples to avoid the 50% gift tax. 3. If I wanted someone to receive more than that, they'd have to opportunity to interview for an employment opportunity, think about how Trump Family organization works. Of course they'd receive a great benefits package, think payed education, 150% 401k match, and no BS health care plan. 4. I'd facilitate some wealth transfers through trusts. As an example, I'd buy my parent property from them, probably through a trust that would grant them the right to use trust assets, such as their former property, and a CAT D6 or what ever other assets I wanted to put in the Trust, then hire him as a "caretaker" of the trust lands and pay him just under the cap for the Social Security phase out. So I could put over 100K a year in his hands, plus all the toys he could want to play with, with minimal tax implications and not be in a situation of paying inheritance tax if and when those assets revert back to me. Oh, and since he's now an employee, best health care in the world, and instead of paying gift taxes, I get a deduction. Charity: 1. The Second Amendment Foundation. 2. I'd fund ballot issues designed to make liberal heads explode. I'd crowd source the idea's to The Fire. I'd confident you degenerates would come up with some good one's. Passion Project: Open the private school I'd want for my kids, K through Bachelors degree. It would the school most of you would chose for your kids, especially your sons, in other words, a real education without the B.S. Property: My main property would be not small and somewhere I could hunt deer, antelope, elk and prairie dogs all from the main house. I'd probably run a combination of Bison and cattle and exotics in what ever combination recommended by my ranch manager. I'd have another dozen to a score of properties scattered around the world optimized for three things, conducting business, killing shìt, and fücking hot women, think Trump meets Karamojo Bell, meets Andrew Tate. The only change to my original post would be to hire Antelope Sniper. I’d hate to be paying too much in taxes. 🦫 Bev, I'm sure we could work something out. You mean like a bartering arrangement? You provide all the booze, expensive hookers, and a Scarface Mtn of coke. Deal! 🦫 Dude, you should know by now................... cheap hookers work harder.....................especially fo a big stack of cash. But, but, they’re ugly, G! I you want to be billions rich and stuff your sausage into another pig making machine. I’ll watch, record, and sell the videos.....To make a few extra bucks on the side. 😬🦫 You are stuck in oldthink. You're richer than hell if you win. Pay for a shower, a nice hairdo, some good clothes, and maybe even some " face work". Most of them clean up OK if you can get them straightened up and checked out by a good sawbones.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Anyone gonna give Flavor some money, beside me and Nugget?
Just checking.
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Anyone gonna give Flavor some money, beside me and Nugget?
Just checking.
🦫 Yes if I won Flave would be on the payroll, no doubt....
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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