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If I won I’d fill up my propane tank!
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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oh and buy me a new mattress, I think my current one still has bed bugs in it.. I’d buy the dump where you work, just so I could fire you and watch you cry. 😝🦫 Before I got my job here, I worked for a porta potty company. My job was to scrub the inside of the tubs that hold the blue water when they come back to us. Well I guess the Boss gave his kid a Christmas gifts and that gift was to fire whomever from the company day before Christmas eve. Well I'm scrubbing inside this tub, felt a tap on the back it was the boss he said young Thomas has something he wants to tell you. I was thinking oh he's going to wish me a merry Christmas and give me a Christmas bonus. I stood up scrubber in one hand water hose in the other. Boss goes well tell him. Thomas yelled your fired.. My boss said you heard him your fired collect your things and go... So yeah wouldn't be the first I would be fired... Nuggs, If I win, I'm gonna buy you your own dump. Just make sure not to fire yourself and you can live out your life in the style you've grown accustomed to. And just because I'll be rich, like Kid Rock, I 'll make sure at least one truck a day has the good stuff on it for you. Hell , I’d pay somebody to pick you up and ride over to the porta potty joint and you could set in your caddy and watch the lil [bleep] get his knees taken out and dropped feet first into an uncleaned tub Ride off and take your residence at the landfill you now own 😀
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If I won I’d fill up my propane tank! LOL.
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Got three tickets for tonight's 1.5 Billion Dollar drawing. I call that good odds. Wish me luck. 
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keep it quiet till i talked to a number of financial planers , would not trust just one, talk to a tax smart lawyer and trust fund expert.
rebuild my 09 F350,buy a 26-28 ft fishing boat, set up for West coast waters, put my oldest grand son in charge of all the guiding and whale watching,[ he is into that now]. pick up 3 or 4 100 to 1000 acre parcels of land so i can play with my excavators and trucks developing what i want .
Yeshave others do most of the work with my direction.
look after family carefully, all the grand kids need to learn good work ethics
and money management.
set up endowments for some charities and evangelical organizations that keep on giving. donating some large amounts to organizations that do disaster relief here and abroad. i know of some orfanages that need help around the world..i would like to set up an organization to stop women and kids being sold into sexual slavery.
any thing i can do to keep every dime out of government hands.
There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle----Robert Alden .
If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky
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I’d put a Fück the ukraine billboard on every highway in the nation
MAGA
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If I won I’d fill up my propane tank! You might have some money left over.
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Yeah, you'd want to sign it, claim it according to the instructions, and then contact a reputable tax attorney, in that order.
Amazingly, one of the recommended ways (by Lotto) to claim a winning ticket is to mail it in. Yeah right. You'd have to be an idiot to let it out of your hands until after you've been registered officially to be the winner.
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It’s Saturday night and you’re watching the lottery drawing live on tv. Boom, all your numbers come up. You just won!
Now you have to wait until Monday to claim the money, or weeks to months, if you want to talk to a financial pro on how to handle the huge windfall.
Where are you gonna keep that $1.5 billion dollar piece of paper until you claim the winnings?
Your gun safe with a 72 minute high temperature burn rating?
Safety deposit box?
Give it to your wife to stuff in her bra?
Hide it in the freezer inside a bag of frozen peas?
Mason jar buried in the yard?
I would be paranoid about something bad happening to that tab of paper until I turned it in.
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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It’s Saturday night and you’re watching the lottery drawing live on tv. Boom, all your numbers come up. You just won!
Now you have to wait until Monday to claim the money, or weeks to months, if you want to talk to a financial pro on how to handle the huge windfall.
Where are you gonna keep that $1.5 billion dollar piece of paper until you claim the winnings?
Your gun safe with a 72 minute high temperature burn rating?
Safety deposit box?
Give it to your wife to stuff in her bra?
Hide it in the freezer inside a bag of frozen peas?
Mason jar buried in the yard?
I would be paranoid about something bad happening to that tab of paper until I turned it in.
🦫 Yep. My thought, exactly.
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It’s Saturday night and you’re watching the lottery drawing live on tv. Boom, all your numbers come up. You just won!
Now you have to wait until Monday to claim the money, or weeks to months, if you want to talk to a financial pro on how to handle the huge windfall.
Where are you gonna keep that $1.5 billion dollar piece of paper until you claim the winnings?
Your gun safe with a 72 minute high temperature burn rating?
Safety deposit box?
Give it to your wife to stuff in her bra?
Hide it in the freezer inside a bag of frozen peas?
Mason jar buried in the yard?
I would be paranoid about something bad happening to that tab of paper until I turned it in.
🦫 Yep. My thought, exactly. I’m laying on top of it with my eyes open and a gun in each hand. After it’s official I’m buying Beaver a helicopter Rosie hunt so he doesn’t have to pack it out. As corrupt as this state’s government is I shouldn’t have to much trouble buying his way out
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I would email strangers telling them I am a Nigerian Prince and I need them to send me $100 and in turn I will send them a million.
"Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads."
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It’s Saturday night and you’re watching the lottery drawing live on tv. Boom, all your numbers come up. You just won!
Now you have to wait until Monday to claim the money, or weeks to months, if you want to talk to a financial pro on how to handle the huge windfall.
Where are you gonna keep that $1.5 billion dollar piece of paper until you claim the winnings?
Your gun safe with a 72 minute high temperature burn rating?
Safety deposit box?
Give it to your wife to stuff in her bra?
Hide it in the freezer inside a bag of frozen peas?
Mason jar buried in the yard?
I would be paranoid about something bad happening to that tab of paper until I turned it in.
🦫 Yep. My thought, exactly. I’m laying on top of it with my eyes open and a gun in each hand. After it’s official I’m buying Beaver a helicopter Rosie hunt so he doesn’t have to pack it out. As corrupt as this state’s government is I shouldn’t have to much trouble buying his way out 😂🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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