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A rancher spent thousands of dollars buying a bull. When he turns the bull out in the pasture with his cows he notices that every time the bull tries to mount a cow he misses off to the side. After a couple of days of this the rancher runs the bull into the corral and through the chute to be examined by the veterinarian. The vet examines the bull and tells the rancher that the bull is cross-eyed. The desperate rancher asks the vet if the bull can be cured?

The vet asks the rancher if he has a short length of garden hose which the rancher promptly supplies. The vet sticks the hose up the bulls ass and blows very hard, miraculously the bull eyes uncross. The bull is returned to the pasture and is happily tending to business for a couple of weeks. Then, once again he starts missing the cows off to the side as he tries to mount them.

Back to the corral and into the chute. The rancher looks at the bull and sure enough the bulls eyes are crossed again. The rancher thinks to himself, I don't need to have another vet bill, I can deal with this myself. He calls his ranch hand Slim for some help, saying "Slim bring the garden hose".

Slim brings the garden hose, the rancher proceeds to run the garden hose up the bulls ass. He blows as hard as he can, takes another deep breath and tries again. As hard as he tries he can't uncross the bull eyes. He calls to Slim, "Slim you try blowing on the hose". Slim pulls the hose out of the bulls ass and turns it around sticking the opposite end into the bull. The Rancher, puzzled says "Slim what are you doing".

Slim says " With covid around you don't think I am going to blow on the same end as you!"

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I told that joke to my missionary mother in law 40 years ago.... and it grossed her out.


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The bull should have a name like the cross-eyed bear named Gladly.


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