If I was a teacher and a member of the Teachers Union, I would be so proud.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
Used to be the cashier would count back your change. Then is was they had to have the register show them how much change to give. Then they rely on people to use debit and credit cards so it doesn't matter. Now they get confused and annoyed when someone uses cash.
Next time, I'm using cash and adding a few extra coins and watch the implosion.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
Not making exceptions for these fking idiots BUT I know of some Boomers that are brought to their knees by Self-Checkout registers…
oh and the real Krytonite- the nemesis and great leveler - that Free Style Coke Machine at most fast food joints now. Like a hog starin’ at a wristwatch.
I can negotiate the dialog menu, key up the flavor combo(s), add ice and have my drink topped off in about 2.7 seconds
Ralph and Betty Boomer are looking at the sides of the machine, looking at each other, GTFO
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue