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Only have to drink a third of the jug of fun !
Back surgery tomorrow is scheduled from 07:30 am to 16:00.
Had to start clear liquids this morning, and drink from the jug.
Let's see how this goes today !!

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Originally Posted by splattermatic
Only have to drink a third of the jug of fun !
Back surgery tomorrow is scheduled from 07:30 am to 16:00.
Had to start clear liquids this morning, and drink from the jug.
Let's see how this goes today !!
Clear liquids? You mean like vodka? Yeah I'm on that too.

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Originally Posted by splattermatic
Only have to drink a third of the jug of fun !
Back surgery tomorrow is scheduled from 07:30 am to 16:00.
Had to start clear liquids this morning, and drink from the jug.
Let's see how this goes today !!


What are you getting done?


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by splattermatic
Only have to drink a third of the jug of fun !
Back surgery tomorrow is scheduled from 07:30 am to 16:00.
Had to start clear liquids this morning, and drink from the jug.
Let's see how this goes today !!


What are you getting done?

Oh boy !
Opening my stomach area, and moving my guts to the right side.
Chiseling apart l5 and s1 to insert a non organic wedge to start a natural curve back into my spine, then putting on a cage.
Put my guts backs where they belong, ( I hope ), then sewing me up.
Then rolling me on my right side, and cutting into my left side, and through the muscle to access l2 and l3. I have been floating those 2 for some time, so I have cysts inside with my spinal cord. Clean that mess up.
Sew me back up.
Roll me on my stomach, and cut my back open, remove rods holding l4 and l5, add screws to l2 and l3, maybe remove screws from l4 and l5, add new ones ?, and fuse l2, l3, l4, and l5.
Then do a laminectamy (sp?), and sew me up.
They will be keeping me for a minimum of 4 to 5 days to make sure my internals are working fine again, and have me walk 18 laps a day (1 mile) around the floor before discharging me.
I'm in for a recovery for sure.
No more pain I hope.
Have a cruise scheduled for February 5th. 2 months, I should be able to don a tank and do an intro to scuba diving !!

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Here we go !
1 hour from when I took my 1st drink.

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Good luck and God's speed with that surgery. Back issues are a beatch ... better to get them corrected earlier rather than later.


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Good god splatter that is a metric fck ton of surgery!

Good luck!!

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Originally Posted by splattermatic
Here we go !
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Gonna live up to your Internet Handle.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by splattermatic
Here we go !
1 hour from when I took my 1st drink.


Gonna live up to your Internet Handle.

That’s exactly what I was thinking 😁


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Good luck to you!

You’re one brave dude, or in such horrific pain that you don’t care how many surgeries the doc has to do at the same time to relieve the pain.

I’m pulling for you.

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Originally Posted by splattermatic
Only have to drink a third of the jug of fun !
Back surgery tomorrow is scheduled from 07:30 am to 16:00.
Had to start clear liquids this morning, and drink from the jug.
Let's see how this goes today !!

Mark, I am not sure, but I don't believe 'clear liquids' means Vodka. lol


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Good luck, have drank from that jug many times.

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by splattermatic
Here we go !
1 hour from when I took my 1st drink.


Gonna live up to your Internet Handle.


Better hope you're not in line behind HIM.


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Originally Posted by splattermatic
Here we go !
1 hour from when I took my 1st drink.

GOD bless.


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