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Hang those balls on the back of your bicycle seat, Paul. I dare ya December 6 is Christmas in the Oaks bicycle parade through City Park. They will be hung with pride, and pics will be taken. Nothing says Christmas in NO like an old Queen in Spandex riding a bike in a parade. 🤪
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Don’t have to wait till 60 for that to happen😉
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My 60th Birthday is coming up. Family was in town for Thanksgiving. Check out the random gift my Daughter-in-law got me. I about fell out of my chair laughing. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/rmj7GWSd/thumbnail-5.jpg) I have read that riding a bicycle makes your balls detract and disappear so an artificial set seems appropriate.... 
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My 60th Birthday is coming up. Family was in town for Thanksgiving. Check out the random gift my Daughter-in-law got me. I about fell out of my chair laughing. I have read that riding a bicycle makes your balls detract and disappear so an artificial set seems appropriate.... PM pic forthcoming.
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Alwaysoutdoors posts crack me up......funny AF pictures ! 
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I thought you would appreciate it. When I was at the DILs wedding this past summer, I was talking to her Maid of Honor. She's a bicyclist. We had a quick chat about riding. Last week DIL and MoH were talking and DIL mentioned needing to find me a birthday gift. MoH gave her this idea. What are the fugking odds? I'm thinking the MOH is admiring you........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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I thought you would appreciate it. When I was at the DILs wedding this past summer, I was talking to her Maid of Honor. She's a bicyclist. We had a quick chat about riding. Last week DIL and MoH were talking and DIL mentioned needing to find me a birthday gift. MoH gave her this idea. What are the fugking odds? I'm thinking the MOH is admiring you........ You would not believe how delightful her ass is. lol. seriously.
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Aren't most bicyclists non-binary ?
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Look out for being 60. I was 60, 5 years ago.
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I thought you would appreciate it. When I was at the DILs wedding this past summer, I was talking to her Maid of Honor. She's a bicyclist. We had a quick chat about riding. Last week DIL and MoH were talking and DIL mentioned needing to find me a birthday gift. MoH gave her this idea. What are the fugking odds? I'm thinking the MOH is admiring you........ You would not believe how delightful her ass is. lol. seriously. How does she feel about saggy old balls?
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gotta love a good call out thread!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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This is beyond UBER, and way past epic...
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This is beyond UBER, and way past epic... lolololol
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This is beyond UBER, and way past epic... Uh Oh, we got some roundoak happening here… This has been a fun thread. All I have to say is if you need to pump up your resume with falsehoods, exaggerations and lies for people you will likely never meet on the internet..... you may be a first class douche bag......  This is beyond UBER, and way past epic...
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How do I get brought into schit like this.
And stop lifting my pics alla you guys....
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🥴🥴🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
My good name and sterling reputation being drug thru the mud...
AGAIN..
😡😡😡😔😔🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️😔😔😡😡😡
ARRRRRRRGH!!!!
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JFC...
Paul...
Fashion fuuuking disaster once again.....
The bike balls can stay.
But all that other schittt.
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