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The Social Security Disability people have give me a well-earned raise and are gonna buy me a new scooter, but I can't decide which model. What do you think?

I really like this sumbitch. Very rugged and manly, but I have a couple of concerns. Not sure it will fit the aisles at walmarks, and the weight limit is 500 pounds so I'm gonna have to go on a diet. But I like that it has a bed in the back to haul my Lil Debbies and Mountain Dew.




My other choice is this pimped out model. It's stylish and will get me laid, but I can't haul any 2 liters or tater chips, and I think my belly would get into the steering column.



So which do I go for, the rugged outdoors model or the pùssy magnet?

The only pussy one of those is going to attract are ones with steel plates in their head!

Roller skates be best for you!

I don't think that would work out too well

I hear Flave has one of those to make his beer runs on when he’s to drunk to ride his Scooter.

#TooManyDUI’sToDrive 😂😂😂

Around here, scooters or lawn mowers...

LOL.