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I’m in good shape for the shape I’m in.
Black Cows Matter!
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As someone my age, I can sneeze and pee at the same time.
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I'm 82, if I wake up alive in the morning I figure I'm already a winner
Something or other hurts most of the time, just gotta grin and bear it.
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At 73, if it doesn't hurt....it doesn't work
Last edited by travelingman1; 06/14/23.
Some mornings, it just does not feel worth it to chew through the straps!~
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@ 57, I'm starting to resemble, that remark !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Getting old ain’t for pu$$ies.
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Getting Old ain't bad, being Old Sucks. Rio7
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Just how often are you going for that prostate test? More than once a week is overkill. I bet a lot of that is going around during Pride month 
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Seems like I hear that more and more now.
Your prostate is normal size, for someone your age.
Your eyes and cataracts are normal, for someone your age.
Your knees are normal, for......
Damn, I remember when I never had a doctor! Been bouncing from one doctor to another the last 2 months. Started with a colonoscopy, which I haven't had for 8 years. Then hearing aids then eye exam then urologist, then......you get the picture. Needed those heating aids a long damn time ago What?
Faith and love of others knows no mileage nor bounds. That's simply the way it is.
dogzapper
After the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
Italian Proverb
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Ya know you are getting older when young ladies open doors for you...lol...
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Ya know you are getting older when young ladies open doors for you...lol... or call you Sir
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I'm 82, if I wake up alive in the morning I figure I'm already a winner
Something or other hurts most of the time, just gotta grin and bear it. I'd be happy with something doesn't hurt part of the time. I've scoped out high bridges a few times.
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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My prostrate is about right, 69. My knees are 79. My blood draw numbers are about 59.
My brain when I'm feelin good or have a good buzz, 29. Me so horney.
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78. Only thing that works right is the middle finger when some SOB pulls out in front of me.
Can’t see, pee, hear, run, bend, jump, or climb.
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Ya know you are getting older when young ladies open doors for you...lol... lol, to the bedroom...
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Ya know you are getting older when young ladies open doors for you...lol... or call you Sir Yep. 😬
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I hear the opposite.
More like...
Damn for your age...
Aint easy.
Proud NRA Life Member
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Ya know you are getting older when young ladies open doors for you...lol... or call you Sir Little latina clerk at the Inconvenient Store called me Papa the other day (no she's not mine, far as I know)...
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I hear the opposite.
More like...
Damn for your age...
Aint easy. yup, no one thinks I'm 60 untell I tell them.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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