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Who will admit they have? I don’t mean morbidly obese, but what we call a corn fed girl- full figured.
I had a couple, but I live 45 minutes from Houston and 50 minutes from Bryan. I could go to clubs either way. They had a big dance hall up there in Bryan. It was called the Hall of Fame club. I saved Bryan for the corn fed girls. Some of the corn fed girls could dance pretty good.
Who has had a corn fed girlfriend?
It’s 1:30 and I’m wide awake. You’re too old for blow, Hanco.
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no fat girlfriends but had a few poke n run times before getting hitched to a hot babe nothing huge but 20 yr old + - cute squealers with tig bits like this gal ![[Linked Image from imagizer.imageshack.com]](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img923/245/H6kRbI.jpg)
"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants".
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My son thinks I am the pickiest guy on the planet over women....
Of course he has never seen pictures of my first wife, and what she was and then what she became within 2 years...
And then my mother gives me schitt, with " oh you men! You're always afraid of commitment! Well you need to be a real man and stayed married to her... all of my friends have grandchildren, and I don't. you OWE me! I want grandchildren"
So I was married for a thousand years, but we crammed it into 8 years..... If It wasn't for " My Cheating Heart"... I'd have never made it thru that thousand year stretch....I never looked back... and no one has ever wanted her since then....
If I hadn't been for my mom's hounding me for grandchildren like a chicken on a worm, I wouldn't have gotten married at all. I'd have finished my P.A. classes and probably either gone back in the military, or have been working at St Jude's.
I'll stay picky..... the one gal I wanted to marry.... She's still very good looking and a 110 Lbs or so...
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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My son thinks I am the pickiest guy on the planet over women....
Of course he has never seen pictures of my first wife, and what she was and then what she became within 2 years...
And then my mother gives me schitt, with " oh you men! You're always afraid of commitment! Well you need to be a real man and stayed married to her... all of my friends have grandchildren, and I don't. you OWE me! I want grandchildren"
So I was married for a thousand years, but we crammed it into 8 years..... If It wasn't for " My Cheating Heart"... I'd have never made it thru that thousand year stretch....I never looked back... and no one has ever wanted her since then....
If I hadn't been for my mom's hounding me for grandchildren like a chicken on a worm, I wouldn't have gotten married at all. I'd have finished my P.A. classes and probably either gone back in the military, or have been working at St Jude's.
I'll stay picky..... the one gal I wanted to marry.... She's still very good looking and a 110 Lbs or so... Sounds fulfilling.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
- Wabi-
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My son thinks I am the pickiest guy on the planet over women....
Of course he has never seen pictures of my first wife, and what she was and then what she became within 2 years...
And then my mother gives me schitt, with " oh you men! You're always afraid of commitment! Well you need to be a real man and stayed married to her... all of my friends have grandchildren, and I don't. you OWE me! I want grandchildren"
So I was married for a thousand years, but we crammed it into 8 years..... If It wasn't for " My Cheating Heart"... I'd have never made it thru that thousand year stretch....I never looked back... and no one has ever wanted her since then....
If I hadn't been for my mom's hounding me for grandchildren like a chicken on a worm, I wouldn't have gotten married at all. I'd have finished my P.A. classes and probably either gone back in the military, or have been working at St Jude's.
I'll stay picky..... the one gal I wanted to marry.... She's still very good looking and a 110 Lbs or so... Not a very convincing way to explain away the gay just saying
"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants".
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I only went on a buffalo hunt once. LOL ! That’s what we called it ! I don’t remember very many fat women when I was living in Aggie Land. Some of the most beautiful girls in the world there in the early 80’s. 👍🏻 I’d agree with that, but some corn fed girls went there too. It’s 12:30 and I’m wide awake.
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A little thin in the waist for me but the rest is perfect
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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This is what we call corn fed down here ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/prCNbD07/IMG-1322.jpg)
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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This is what we call corn fed down here Better a little thicker in the waist and thighs!
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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No. never had a corn fed one.
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"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants".
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My son thinks I am the pickiest guy on the planet over women....
Of course he has never seen pictures of my first wife, and what she was and then what she became within 2 years...
And then my mother gives me schitt, with " oh you men! You're always afraid of commitment! Well you need to be a real man and stayed married to her... all of my friends have grandchildren, and I don't. you OWE me! I want grandchildren"
So I was married for a thousand years, but we crammed it into 8 years..... If It wasn't for " My Cheating Heart"... I'd have never made it thru that thousand year stretch....I never looked back... and no one has ever wanted her since then....
If I hadn't been for my mom's hounding me for grandchildren like a chicken on a worm, I wouldn't have gotten married at all. I'd have finished my P.A. classes and probably either gone back in the military, or have been working at St Jude's.
I'll stay picky..... the one gal I wanted to marry.... She's still very good looking and a 110 Lbs or so... Is that the current Mrs. Shefire? The lazy one that looks at you like a payday. Or the one that got away?
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No, but they don't stay that size forever.
The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is 30 lbs. Not always true...😉
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This is what we call corn fed down here Dude who the fugk you kidding? Ugly the most contagious thing you got down there. Besides lazy. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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never once have I went to bed with a fat girl........However I may have woken up with one or two.
Paul
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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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I look back fondly on the big girl I dated. I might not have wore it out but I sure as hell broke it in good.
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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I look back fondly on the big girl I dated. I might not have wore it out but I sure as hell broke it in good. Stop talking about your ass hole. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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