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Three on one, Smoke. I did some fast math and figured I could survive it - if I didn’t have one on top of me and one on my face. The third beast was trying to toss the one riding reverse cowgirl off. That about flattened me into the mattress. Lol 🦫 You just did what Viagra couldn't--gave LBP a four-hour erection.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Good friend is built pretty sturdy, well he is fat, but gets lots of action. His famous statement is "they might not know I was in 'em but they will certainly know I was on 'em!
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Most fat chicks are named Tammy DAMN... That is funny.
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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Never had one as a girlfriend. Got drunk and got taken advantage of by some heavies more than my fair share of times. Had to give up drinking.
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Campfire Ranger
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Good friend is built pretty sturdy, well he is fat, but gets lots of action. His famous statement is "they might not know I was in 'em but they will certainly know I was on 'em! lololololol
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Hell Yeah!!! Is that top girl Krystal Swift?
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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My wife isn't fat she's pleasantly plump
Maker of the Frankenstud Sling Keeper
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My wife isn't fat she's pleasantly plump Definitely not fat. I remember the bikini pics you posted several years ago, that she almost killed you for as I remember. Good looking woman!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I rode a Moped once and they say it's the same thing as a fat chick. It didn't get me off either.
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Campfire Ranger
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Never had one as a girlfriend. Got drunk and got taken advantage of by some heavies more than my fair share of times. Had to give up drinking.
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Never. But I did ride a moped once.
Let's keep that on the down low please...
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
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Never. But I did ride a moped once.
Let's keep that on the down low please... that is funny right there - Larry the cable guy
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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My first wife neglected to inform me of her various eating disorders,she balloned during and after her first pregnancy. She got a gastric band,and , within a year figured out how to defeat it,she really packed on the pounds.I told her to get help,or i was gone.She choose food,i left.The last time i saw her in court,she was 5'2" 350#,diabetic, knees replaced,wheezing in an electric cart,and was almost unrecognizable to me.I doubt she ll see 60,food is her drug,and she s a hard core addict.
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Roommate and I held a South Dakota style panty raid back in college, circa 1973. The female to male ratio was 5 to one. Many of the women were farmers or ranchers daughters. Cork and I went to the all girls dorms and posted about the party: They were to provide a pair of panties (hang on the door) with their name on them to participate. We auctioned each pair to the men and that would be the gal's date. No one would know which girl belonged to the panties. Roomie Cork and I made enough money to tide us over the rest of the year. Cork was a clever guy and convinced one of the cheerleaders (girl friend of one of the football team's captains) to put her name on an extra xxxxlarge pair. He was the only one that bid. Some of these panties went for $100 bucks, including the pair the captain bought. Cork only paid 5 bucks. The moral of the story was aligned with B. Franklin's (attributed to?) thought: "Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see."
"You've been here longer than the State of Alaska is old!" *** my Grandaughters
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Look at a girls ankles at age 20! If they have fat ankles their arse will be wider than the length of an axe handle and a plug of Brown Mule chewing tobacco when they're 40!!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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Look at a girls ankles at age 20! If they have fat ankles their arse will be wider than the length of an axe handle and a plug of Brown Mule chewing tobacco when they're 40!! I advise my son to look at the mom. If she looks good at 50, then your wife will mostly likely too
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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