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my ex-wife was a good looker when she was 20ish yo. then she divorced me and 30ish yo she was little plump. 40ish yo she was plump. 50ish yo she looks like a plump pumpkin. just like her mother was.

i don't want to do marriage again, living with a woman, its alright., but i'll never say "i do" again.

my dating goes from skinny chicks to curvy. i have only slept with fat chick once, we both were drunk off our butts. one curvy girl i dated when i came off a divorce, was the one i dreamed about. but after couple of years, we decided to be friends. i still see her every week, heck i was invited to her wedding a couple of years ago. she still has curves after 30+ years.

I like the corn fed ones best. Riding a fine line with that though. Doesn’t take much for them to cross over into the fat zone.

Cheryl Teigs ?

Ankle test WORKS.

Yep, that old adage still is in force. "If her ankles look like they'll carry 300 pounds ... they will."

L.W.

Yep, ankles/elbows/mom. Look at the back of their arms. If they have the fat trying to droop over the elbows—bad sign. Big ankles—yep. Mom???—definite strike three.

We all put on some pounds as we age, but don’t want to wake up to some 200-250 pounder at age 45….

There are a lot cuties in the 200 lbs range.

The first wife was fairly slender, but did have large ankles. She's 67 now, still fairly slender, with big ankles..

Lots of beautiful women at 200 lbs case in point!

She's a good one!

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TFF!

Not a girlfriend but I spent a week with your old lady. Does that count?

Do 2 "normal" ones at the same time count as one fat one?

Asking for a friend, and he ain't admitting to anything.

Ah, the college years!

Note: it's best if they don't know each other if into the exclusively thing...

But it was good for a couple months.

Or so I'm told.

WTF Is wrong with you?
You must weigh 400 lbs.
Those women are disgusting to me.

I'd saddle up that woman

Just before I went into he Air Force I was dating a rather chubby girl. Nothing serious and it never got even into heavy petting, just some light making out. I'm at my duty station and I get an invite to her senior prom so after clearing the time to have the leave to go I told her OK. The prom was OK but it was after it was over that it got very interesting. She must have been saving all that horniness for prom night as she turned me ever which was but loose. I didn't see her the next day as I had to get back to the base and it's a 600 mile run from San Francisco to Las Vegas. (Nellis AFB) A few das later I get Dear John from her, (WTF?) Seems it turns out that she was a virgin and messed up her pretty white dress. I was pretty friendly with her best friend and she told me what had happened. It was the girls mother that forced the break up. Too bad. It could have gotten real interesting.
PJ