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I am due as well. The kit arrived right before Christmas.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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What’s with old fuggs having to post all their colon health issues on a supposed hunting and shooting forum? You know you dont have to click on it, homo leftist pig I always laugh when I see “the mountains of pa” Is that like back in the holla next to granddaddy’s still and the local meth suppliers double wide? No denial to the "homo leftist pig" label, speaks volumes of you and your butt bud Buzzy!
FJB & FJT
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Had my last smack in the best time for our whitetail season[Nov. 8] of early MZ season.
Was very pleased to nail a decent one on the Sat. Prior
Hope all comes out well Shaman.
FJB & FJT
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What’s with old fuggs having to post all their colon health issues on a supposed hunting and shooting forum? You know you dont have to click on it, homo leftist pig I always laugh when I see “the mountains of pa” Is that like back in the holla next to granddaddy’s still and the local meth suppliers double wide? Do you ever shut the fuqk up When balls are slapping on his chin.
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Don’t forget to show up with roses and chocolates for your colonoscopy. 😂
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Show up with this bumper sticker across your ass cheeks:
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Don’t forget to show up with roses and chocolates for your colonoscopy. 😂 Seems to me the Dr. should be the one bearing gifts…..
What fresh Hell is this?
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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What’s with old fuggs having to post all their colon health issues on a supposed hunting and shooting forum? The first time I did it, lo these many years ago, I was well past 50, and well overdue. The doc had never asked for one, and I didn't feel like reminding him. As it turned out, half a century of using my alimentary canal the way one might use a borrowed 4X4 had taken its toll. I had a slew of polyps and a couple were . . . well, questionable. The surgeon snipped everything and sent it off to the lab and luckily nothing was malignant. That was a close enough shave. My Mom's best friend had a husband that was a puss about it. He waited until he was showing outward signs to go to the doctor. The surgeon sectioned his bowel, and told him to be back every 6 months for a checkup. The doofus was too scared to go back. He assumed ambient temperature 2 years later, dying in agony. Colon cancer is one of the easiest malignancies to detect early and fix permanently. It grows slowly, so you've got plenty of time. However, after 45, you're rolling the dice. I gave up-to-the-minute reports on my first colonoscopy as a public service to this forum, and I had a bunch of emails from guys who said they had seen the light. I suggest y'all put down the chicken and get thee to church-- or the proctologist.
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Sister in law died from not having it done.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Helps too if you just stop eating about 3 days before
These chow hounds that think they need to demolish a Bob Evans biscuit bonanza, bringing trouble upon themselves. Give it a fuggin rest. Let them guts rumble. Builds character.
Even with non torso surgeries, I stop eating 2 days before. This is the answer. If the prep was a painful and/or very unpleasant experience it's your fault for packing your gut like you will never see food again. Eat less, not more in the days before. Eat easily digestible food, not gut bombs. Common sense.
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Last October, I failed a colonoscopy. No, they didn't find cancer. They couldn't find anything. I was still too full of crap. They figure my guts slowed down after the chemo. I got rescheduled.
This time through, I've got not one, but 2 jugs of the happy juice to down starting this AM, and continuing until 0100 Monday AM.
Zero Hour, 9 AM.
And I think its gonna be a long long time.
Where's Rocky Raab for the countdown?
Tell Renegade50 when you see him: Pics or it didn't happen-- are you sure??? Try a high fiber diet . Bran Buds will keep everything moving . I eat a bowl of that every morning .Keeps me schitting like a goose .
Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Helps too if you just stop eating about 3 days before
These chow hounds that think they need to demolish a Bob Evans biscuit bonanza, bringing trouble upon themselves. Give it a fuggin rest. Let them guts rumble. Builds character.
Even with non torso surgeries, I stop eating 2 days before. This is the answer. If the prep was a painful and/or very unpleasant experience it's your fault for packing your gut like you will never see food again in the days before. Eat less, not more in the days before. Eat easily digestible food, not gut bombs. Common sense. The instructions I got had a low residue diet for three and two days before, and a clear liquid diet for the day before. Other than tasting bad the prep was no big deal. Sure, I needed to stay near a toilet, but it wasn't like I was passing brown cinder blocks with the power of a Saturn V rocket engine.
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I had my first colonoscopy last summer and it was easy peasy. I took the pills for prep along with lots of water. Being a meat eater I was surprised that I didn't have any polyps, 10 years and ill do it again.
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It helps not having an outhouse in a blizzard.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Bring a disposable diaper to wear after the procedure. Sometimes a phart is more than just gas.
Just down the road from The City of Lost Souls in the Land of the Blind. Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla
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Bring a disposable diaper to wear after the procedure. Sometimes a phart is more than just gas. That could be anytime for me.
Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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Best of luck Shaman!
Mines a week from today. Not a terrible thing to endure but few look forward to it. The Dr. consult afterward is the nervous part.
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I have always said think of how much the crime rate would drop, if you were convicted and part of your sentence was a colonoscopy prep.
RUMs are like woman in Stiletto heals, you know they are going to put you in the poor house, but that has never stopped anyone from pursuing them.
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Doc said I could go the easy route this week with just a sample. I forgot and here is ups, yep it was schit kit like I've never seen before, 30 page illustrated instruction manual and 4 page shipping instruction pamphlet. Haven't read a manual that large since drivers ed and just can't get motivated for that.
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