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Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by brush_buster
Got her a new rake and shovel.....

A brand new washer and dryer.

(Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel)


Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel.


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Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by brush_buster
Got her a new rake and shovel.....

A brand new washer and dryer.

(Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel)


Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel.
🤣😂

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Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by brush_buster
Got her a new rake and shovel.....

A brand new washer and dryer.

(Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel)


Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel.

Rest easy. I sent your wife the same gift.

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Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by brush_buster
Got her a new rake and shovel.....

A brand new washer and dryer.

(Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel)


Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel.

Very very good.


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Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by brush_buster
Got her a new rake and shovel.....

A brand new washer and dryer.

(Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel)


Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel.

Rest easy. I sent your wife the same gift.


It's not that she didn't appreciate it, but your brokeass sent it COD ?

😂😂😂


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Originally Posted by RUM7

Like those botanicals !


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we don't celebrate Cupid, a demon from Roman Paganism


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Building big wood for Laura on Valentines Day!

12 x 12 x 18' columns...

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A I love You! Not a IOU to the credit card! Enough said!

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Originally Posted by CashisKing
Building big wood for Laura on Valentines Day!

12 x 12 x 18' columns...

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I got her a pink carnation and put it out back where I scattered her ashes.


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I'm giving her a facial........................
My wife is getting a Foot job…………………aka pedicure. 😉


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Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by Houston_2
Originally Posted by brush_buster
Got her a new rake and shovel.....

A brand new washer and dryer.

(Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel)


Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel.

Rest easy. I sent your wife the same gift.


It's not that she didn't appreciate it, but your brokeass sent it COD ?

😂😂😂

My apologies for that but if you look in the package you’ll find a present for you also.

It’s an enema bag to help you get rid of most of your problems.

Cheers and Happy Valentine.

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Originally Posted by Houston_2
My apologies for that but if you look in the package you’ll find a present for you also.

It’s an enema bag to help you get rid of most of your problems.

Cheers and Happy Valentine.

I saw that, it was full of your accomplishments and opinions. laugh laugh

You Peeker, pathetic !!



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Taking mine out to eat then dancing tonight. She took tomorrow off.

Only a rookie takes their chick out on Valentine’s Day



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I work 8 to 9 hours away from home Mon-Friday

She gets a text today and dinner this weekend



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My "sweeties" birthday is February 9th. Bought her a high-quality laser range-finder binocular, and she didn't want anything for Valentine's Day....


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Originally Posted by Swamplord
we don't celebrate Cupid, a demon from Roman Paganism

Of course.

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Originally Posted by gonehuntin
I got her a pink carnation and put it out back where I scattered her ashes.

I was thinking about my dad earlier and how lost he’s been with mom gone and I said a prayer for him and everyone who is missing their sweetheart today.

Your post sure puts this day into perspective for me.


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My gal got new wheels.....she'd be happy in a cave, so spoiling her is extra fun.

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