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Got her a new rake and shovel..... A brand new washer and dryer. (Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel) Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel.
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed
Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel
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Got her a new rake and shovel..... A brand new washer and dryer. (Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel) Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel. 🤣😂
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Got her a new rake and shovel..... A brand new washer and dryer. (Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel) Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel. Rest easy. I sent your wife the same gift.
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Got her a new rake and shovel..... A brand new washer and dryer. (Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel) Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel. Very very good.
I am MAGA.
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Got her a new rake and shovel..... A brand new washer and dryer. (Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel) Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel. Rest easy. I sent your wife the same gift. It's not that she didn't appreciate it, but your brokeass sent it COD ? 😂😂😂
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed
Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel
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Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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we don't celebrate Cupid, a demon from Roman Paganism
"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants".
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Building big wood for Laura on Valentines Day! 12 x 12 x 18' columns...
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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A I love You! Not a IOU to the credit card! Enough said!
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Building big wood for Laura on Valentines Day! 12 x 12 x 18' columns... 🤣👍
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I got her a pink carnation and put it out back where I scattered her ashes.
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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I'm giving her a facial........................ My wife is getting a Foot job…………………aka pedicure. 😉
We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values.
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Got her a new rake and shovel..... A brand new washer and dryer. (Douche bag and monogrammed hand towel) Now she has 2 douche bags and 1 towel. Rest easy. I sent your wife the same gift. It's not that she didn't appreciate it, but your brokeass sent it COD ? 😂😂😂 My apologies for that but if you look in the package you’ll find a present for you also. It’s an enema bag to help you get rid of most of your problems. Cheers and Happy Valentine.
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My apologies for that but if you look in the package you’ll find a present for you also.
It’s an enema bag to help you get rid of most of your problems.
Cheers and Happy Valentine. I saw that, it was full of your accomplishments and opinions. You Peeker, pathetic !!
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed
Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel
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Taking mine out to eat then dancing tonight. She took tomorrow off. Only a rookie takes their chick out on Valentine’s Day I work 8 to 9 hours away from home Mon-Friday
She gets a text today and dinner this weekend Smart man
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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My "sweeties" birthday is February 9th. Bought her a high-quality laser range-finder binocular, and she didn't want anything for Valentine's Day....
“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.” John Steinbeck
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we don't celebrate Cupid, a demon from Roman Paganism Of course.
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I got her a pink carnation and put it out back where I scattered her ashes. I was thinking about my dad earlier and how lost he’s been with mom gone and I said a prayer for him and everyone who is missing their sweetheart today. Your post sure puts this day into perspective for me.
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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My gal got new wheels.....she'd be happy in a cave, so spoiling her is extra fun.
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