|
Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 17,064 Likes: 12
Campfire Ranger
|
OP
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 17,064 Likes: 12 |
Ever been in one?
What did it smell like?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,821 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,821 Likes: 1 |
Never gave it a thought.
Sniff.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 23,686 Likes: 1
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 23,686 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2021
Posts: 2,437 Likes: 3
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Mar 2021
Posts: 2,437 Likes: 3 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 46,106 Likes: 6
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 46,106 Likes: 6 |
Ever been in one?
What did it smell like? The sh*thouse door on a tuna boat. Only ruder.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 15,729 Likes: 3
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 15,729 Likes: 3 |
Not I, but if I had to guess, I’d say probably like a French whore…😊
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,264 Likes: 2
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,264 Likes: 2 |
Thats a nice way of putting it.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 12,576 Likes: 8
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 12,576 Likes: 8 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 10,002 Likes: 3
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 10,002 Likes: 3 |
It wasn't French, but I went into the Alien Cathouse in Amargosa Valley, NV a few years ago. We were stopped to get fuel when my dad said "Look over there." Sumbish. I said I'll be right back.
Went over just to get a t-shirt for a buddy of mine at their gift shop. I assumed they had a gift shop. They wouldn't let me out until I got a full tour. That was all I did was see the entire place even the kitchen and dining area. Last place they walked me through the foam room.
Somewhere along the way I saw the prices. Holy smokes it was expensive even then. This was around 2012. Finally got the shirt and left. Jumped in the truck and told my dad that I had to pee badly. He asked me why I didn't pee in there. I said I was afraid to get it out because they might have charged me for it.
My buddy proudly wears that shirt. I should have gotten two.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 96,158 Likes: 3
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 96,158 Likes: 3 |
Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2023
Posts: 596
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Oct 2023
Posts: 596 |
Smelled like a French whorehouse. Which, is much better than a Scottish whorehouse.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 8,262 Likes: 2
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 8,262 Likes: 2 |
You dont actually have to go in one to know what it smells like, but it is a curious blend of cheap perfume and garlic, at least I think it was garlic.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 7,476 Likes: 5
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 7,476 Likes: 5 |
A blind man walked past the fish market and said, "hello ladies!"
Medics bury their mistakes..
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 8,818 Likes: 6
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 8,818 Likes: 6 |
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 46,106 Likes: 6
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 46,106 Likes: 6 |
Aww shìt I can never eat Puttanesca again.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,248 Likes: 21
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,248 Likes: 21 |
It wasn't French, but I went into the Alien Cathouse in Amargosa Valley, NV a few years ago. We were stopped to get fuel when my dad said "Look over there." Sumbish. I said I'll be right back.
Went over just to get a t-shirt for a buddy of mine at their gift shop. I assumed they had a gift shop. They wouldn't let me out until I got a full tour. That was all I did was see the entire place even the kitchen and dining area. Last place they walked me through the foam room.
Somewhere along the way I saw the prices. Holy smokes it was expensive even then. This was around 2012. Finally got the shirt and left. Jumped in the truck and told my dad that I had to pee badly. He asked me why I didn't pee in there. I said I was afraid to get it out because they might have charged me for it.
My buddy proudly wears that shirt. I should have gotten two. Dang, I always wondered as I stop for fuel there on my way to AZ when I draw tags there. Never thought about getting t-shirts for gifts. Did they have Lizard Girls or Grays?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2019
Posts: 17,246 Likes: 15
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2019
Posts: 17,246 Likes: 15 |
Since when that saying came out the French were known for not bathing much and using lots of perfume/cologne.....I am going to guess that they smell like a 7 year old who got into the perfume bottle.Plus some BO.
Last edited by OldmanoftheSea; 02/17/24.
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 12,633 Likes: 2
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 12,633 Likes: 2 |
Before a friends wedding another friend dumped a can of sardines on the groom’s intake manifold. Said it’d take a while to notice but he’d recognize the smell.
“When Tyranny becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty”
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version) "And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 1,809
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 1,809 |
Fromage de cul et eau de toilette
Last edited by Stammster; 02/17/24.
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 10,011 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 10,011 Likes: 1 |
During an in ranks inspection one morning in FT Hood, TX our 1SGT told a soldier that he smelled like a French wh*re. The soldier was getting short and replied, "How long where you stationed in France 1SGT?"
|
|
|
|
606 members (10Glocks, 222Sako, 1minute, 204guy, 10gaugeman, 1lessdog, 64 invisible),
2,253
guests, and
1,334
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,192,694
Posts18,494,150
Members73,977
|
Most Online11,491 Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|