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Ever been in one?

What did it smell like?


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Never gave it a thought.

Sniff.

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Baby powder and butthole



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"Simone De Paris"...

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Originally Posted by Morewood
Ever been in one?

What did it smell like?

The sh*thouse door on a tuna boat. Only ruder.



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Not I, but if I had to guess, I’d say probably like a French whore…😊


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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Baby powder and butthole

Thats a nice way of putting it.

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Puttanesca.

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It wasn't French, but I went into the Alien Cathouse in Amargosa Valley, NV a few years ago. We were stopped to get fuel when my dad said "Look over there." Sumbish. I said I'll be right back.

Went over just to get a t-shirt for a buddy of mine at their gift shop. I assumed they had a gift shop. They wouldn't let me out until I got a full tour. That was all I did was see the entire place even the kitchen and dining area. Last place they walked me through the foam room.

Somewhere along the way I saw the prices. Holy smokes it was expensive even then. This was around 2012. Finally got the shirt and left. Jumped in the truck and told my dad that I had to pee badly. He asked me why I didn't pee in there. I said I was afraid to get it out because they might have charged me for it.

My buddy proudly wears that shirt. I should have gotten two.

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Smelled like a French whorehouse. Which, is much better than a Scottish whorehouse.

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You dont actually have to go in one to know what it smells like, but it is a curious blend of cheap perfume and garlic, at least I think it was garlic.

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Originally Posted by Fubarski
Puttanesca.

Aww shìt I can never eat Puttanesca again.



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Originally Posted by Longbob
It wasn't French, but I went into the Alien Cathouse in Amargosa Valley, NV a few years ago. We were stopped to get fuel when my dad said "Look over there." Sumbish. I said I'll be right back.

Went over just to get a t-shirt for a buddy of mine at their gift shop. I assumed they had a gift shop. They wouldn't let me out until I got a full tour. That was all I did was see the entire place even the kitchen and dining area. Last place they walked me through the foam room.

Somewhere along the way I saw the prices. Holy smokes it was expensive even then. This was around 2012. Finally got the shirt and left. Jumped in the truck and told my dad that I had to pee badly. He asked me why I didn't pee in there. I said I was afraid to get it out because they might have charged me for it.

My buddy proudly wears that shirt. I should have gotten two.
Dang,

I always wondered as I stop for fuel there on my way to AZ when I draw tags there. Never thought about getting t-shirts for gifts.

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Since when that saying came out the French were known for not bathing much and using lots of perfume/cologne.....I am going to guess that they smell like a 7 year old who got into the perfume bottle.Plus some BO.

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Fromage de cul et eau de toilette

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During an in ranks inspection one morning in FT Hood, TX our 1SGT told a soldier that he smelled like a French wh*re. The soldier was getting short and replied, "How long where you stationed in France 1SGT?"

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