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I’ll start out. “Always keep your expectations realistic, and on the low side.”

“90% of all the work is done by 10% of the folks”

“Profiling works. That is why folks do it”


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Kind of a Friday mantra -

Don’t add to the population.
Don’t subtract from the population.
Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper and jail.
If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.


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Never trust a fart.


"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
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If all else fails, read the directions.


"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
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A compromise on your rights today is tomorrows norm.

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Don't let your alligator mouth out weigh your hummingbird azz.

Be careful who you hitch your team to.


"Drop that or by the splendor of God I will blow your heart out." Kit Carson

"Make sure you are doing what God wants you to do then do it with all your strength." George Washington
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"Only give advice when asked and be brief in doing so."
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"I like peach cobeler and ice creem" - Wabi


"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
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Your wife has first dibs on your libido, not sole custody.


You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.

You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Tastes like chicken


DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.

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You break it, you fix it.

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Never do today what you can put off until tommorow.


"Aim right, squeeze light"
" Might as well hit what you're aiming at, it kicks the same whether you miss or not"
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tracers work both ways...


Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

When in the Course of human events......
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There are no chopper pilots down in Hell.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Never piss on an electric fence or into the wind.

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Don't do anything you don't want your grandmother to see you doing.


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Hire a Jew to run our business and then hire another Jew to watch that Jew.

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There is no cramming for a test of character. It always comes as a pop quiz.


Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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You can have it cheap, fast, or good.
Pick two.


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Originally Posted by JakeM78
Hire a Jew to run our business and then hire another Jew to watch that Jew.

Wait a Minute

Your talking about Charlton Hestons People

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