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Joined: Nov 2003
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I’ll start out. “Always keep your expectations realistic, and on the low side.”
“90% of all the work is done by 10% of the folks”
“Profiling works. That is why folks do it”
Sam......
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Kind of a Friday mantra -
Don’t add to the population. Don’t subtract from the population. Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper and jail. If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
Me
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"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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If all else fails, read the directions.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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Campfire Tracker
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A compromise on your rights today is tomorrows norm.
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Don't let your alligator mouth out weigh your hummingbird azz.
Be careful who you hitch your team to.
"Drop that or by the splendor of God I will blow your heart out." Kit Carson
"Make sure you are doing what God wants you to do then do it with all your strength." George Washington
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"Only give advice when asked and be brief in doing so." George Washington
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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"I like peach cobeler and ice creem" - Wabi
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Nov 2011
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Your wife has first dibs on your libido, not sole custody.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
- Darth Vader
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You break it, you fix it.
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Never do today what you can put off until tommorow.
"Aim right, squeeze light" " Might as well hit what you're aiming at, it kicks the same whether you miss or not" NRA Life, GOA
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tracers work both ways...
Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
When in the Course of human events......
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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There are no chopper pilots down in Hell.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Never piss on an electric fence or into the wind.
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Don't do anything you don't want your grandmother to see you doing.
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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Hire a Jew to run our business and then hire another Jew to watch that Jew.
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There is no cramming for a test of character. It always comes as a pop quiz.
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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You can have it cheap, fast, or good. Pick two.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Hire a Jew to run our business and then hire another Jew to watch that Jew. Wait a Minute Your talking about Charlton Hestons People
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