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.... think 4th quarter of a close game, 5 minutes left, and both teams have all of their time-outs.
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5 basketball minutes or real minutes?
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Not with a ten foot pole.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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LOL. My wife tends to be literal to the extent that it complicates crap. When she says 5 minutes though, THAT is not literal.
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Same thing as when you are on the restaurant wait list and they tell you 20 minutes.
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my wife waste hours, if not days, 5 minutes at a time.
funny thing though, she always complains there is not enough time in the day.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Same thing as when you are on the restaurant wait list and they tell you 20 minutes. "You can wait in our bar area if you like." ("All of those empty tables? Oh, that section is closed.")
Last edited by 5sdad; 03/21/24.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't tell her, but I think of my wife as "The Queen of Dink". And she tends to plan more things into a span of time than will possibly fit. And go to step 3 or 5 before step one is complete. She also thinks, relates incidents, tells jokes not in concrete sequential, but in Venn diagrams (she admits it). Sometimes the Venn diagrams have Venn diagrams.  Often from two or 3 rooms away and/or different floors. She's been a good wife for 45 years tho. I think I'll keep her. Me? I'm damned near perfect!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't tell her, but I think of my wife as "The Queen of Dink".
She also thinks, relates incidents, tells jokes not in concrete sequential, but in Venn diagrams (she admits it). Sometimes the Venn diagrams have Venn diagrams.
Often from two or 3 rooms away and/or different floors.
She's been a good wife for 45 years tho.
I think I'll keep her. Sounds just like our house (I call what she does "futzing"). I also feel the same way after 46 years.
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Just relax, have a seat and watch the end of the show. 😊
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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They have no sense of time or humor either.
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