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Old cowboy sayings He was mad enough to swallow a horn-toad backwards. He’s so mean he’d steal a fly from a blind spider. He was so mean, he’d fight a rattler and give him the first bite. He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead man’s eyes. He made an ordinary fight look like a prayer meetin’. When I’m done with you, there won’t be enough left of you to snore. He was mean enough to eat off the same plate with a snake. He was so mad he could bite himself. He was mean enough to hunt bears with a hickory switch.
I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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SHY: As shy as a green bronc at a new water trough. DRY: So dry he had to prime himself to spit. USELESS: Useless as settin a milk bucket under a bull. LAZY: About as lively as a 30 year old stud he was. GREENHORN: So green he didn't savvy cow unless it was dished up in stew. CONTENTED: As happy as a fly in a currant pie. COWTOWNS: A town where the undertaker was the most prosperous feller in it. RELIGION: He was raised on prunes an Proverbs PROUD: He swelled up til he busted his surcingle. NOISY: Makin more noise than a breedin' jackass in a tin barn.
I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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Circling around like a rat in a grain bin trying to piss in the corner
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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Busier than a Cat covering Scat on a Marble Floor!
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Old man so steady he can pour corn likker out of a 5gallon bucket into a coke bottle and never spill a drop
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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