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We all know them. Some are gunwriters, most are not.

Many people who book guided hunts (from my experience) are big fat fuc^ing pigs, who can barely waddle their way out of the truck, let alone hike a mile or two.

Is it just me, or have others seen this too??

dude, i think it is just you...

wow, sounds like ya got a burr under your saddle for sure. Care to give a little background as to why you feel this way?

Mannlicher-WTF, you think you're Dr Phil or something?

Let the man have his rant, but if he says much more, I'm going to sit on him

Has anyone noticed fat [bleep]$rs temd to book "guided" hunts, because the going is easier?? Many of theses guided hunts involve baiting deer/elk, which I really don't have a problem with...................but these fat [bleep] come in, walk 30 feet from the quad, sit their fat, liquorice eating ass in a blind and shoot a 160 deer the guide has reserved for them, 'cause "they got the bling" Is this hunting??What happened to training...................what happened to getiing in shape for the elk or moose hunt.........what happened to walking at least a few miles per day?? Now it seems you can be a big, fat pig, and pay the guide, then you shoot a "farmed" deer out of a blind, and you are a hero??

Maybe so.

It's just you, i've seen plenty of guys that weren't fat that couldn't walk 200 yards without stopping for a break. Sounds like you need to go kill something.

Only because I've seen it time and again...........safari trips on TV.......hunter is 5" 10, 350 pounds, you think he's walking?

HAHA! Can't wait for this rumble...

No rumble Cal, just wanted others observations. You can't tell me a guy who is a fat, 5'10 350 pounder walks after his game for miles.

Won't happen. I know a few of them. They [bleep] drive, and drive.

Just wanted to know how common this was, if fat people everywher are doing this, or not.

Ever notice how most people with inferiority complexes have a "handle" like "Mauser96" or some other gun name?

We all know at least one and most of them are not very intellectually or physically blessed. You know, they can't string more than two words together without whining about other people or using expletives. Did I mention that most are mentally challenged?

Go kick your dog or something . . .

Sounds like you been smokin the wrong kind of crack.

http://www.jennycraig.com/

Just for the hell of it, I googled "fat f-cking pig"

Yeah baby

http://satanscity.blogspot.com/2008/01/hillary-clinton-is-fat-[bleep]-pig.html

Ever notice how some people that have spent too long in the bush, choose their handle by the name of their lover??


Otter, go back to you fish-eating friends, and make love to them all you want.
leave the adult talk to the adults.

I hope you are wrapping your weiner, nasty [bleep] I hear>

I can see how someone who watches hunting shows would have a strange perception of hunters, and hunting.

Psst, TV is make believe.

I'd say most of our fat azz hunters are residents.

Mauser 96, I've been on seven outfitted elk/deer hunts in Colo., Idaho, Wyom., and Mont. I've seen only two fat dudes in camp. One (Colo.) tried to hunt but wasn't able to get around well and the other (Wyom.) kinda sat around camp and enjoyed the view. I think he was just there with his buddies for the camp experience.

Almost all the hunters in those seven camps were in fairly good shape, some better than others, but none was what could be described as a "fat slob."

Just my experience.

L.W.

Evolution

Whoa...

At least I can spell and know where to put hyphens . . .