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It took near 11 months for it to happen but we now have our worst thread of the year. ...And it was worth the wait! i wouldnt say that yet, we still aint seen HG's jeans.....
A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books
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I'm sorry, but she just looks like she's a bitch.
JM WHAT?! Are you nuckin' futz? She's the girl you take home to mom sophmore year of college... and bone her in the laundry room when mom isn't looking! (as you can see, I've put some thought into this! ) Sheesh man... she's not slutty looking and looks smart and sweet... that equals "bitch"? Now I don't know about you, John. She looks pretty darn fine, IMO. Oh yeah, did I mention she has nice, uhhhum, headlights?
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand." James Elroy Flecker
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The difference between you and I Jeff,
Is that you would be wiping her butt, cooking for her, washing her clothes, etc.
And I would have her doing all that for me.
Because she's a bitch.
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Campfire Outfitter
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After forcing myself to read a couple of JO's posts I have to wonder; is it possible that he and Maser are one and the same????
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The difference between you and I Jeff,
Is that you would be wiping her butt, cooking for her, washing her clothes, etc.
And I would have her doing all that for me.
Because she's a bitch. Well, I do cook, I do wash clothes, and I am rather partial to my wife's butt (WIPING it? eww!). Guess we see this woman thing a little different. Never had, or wanted, a "bitch". But that's why they make all models of the creature, right? Find yo'self a bitch and rock on...
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Campfire Ranger
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After forcing myself to read a couple of JO's posts I have to wonder; is it possible that he and Maser are one and the same???? Can't believe you'd insult Maser like that!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Yeah, no kidding.
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Campfire Ranger
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I don't know . Has Maser ever mentioned blue tape ?
Never holler whoa or look back in a tight place
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Campfire Ranger
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He got tangled up in some while hiding in a closet with a baby.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Blue tape would perk this thread RIGHT back up. I ain't putting the stuff on the muzzle of my rifle. I hunt deer in close quarters, and modern science is indicating that deer see blue well. (deep announcer voice) "In a world... where tape comes in all colors... I'll choose something else". There. That should do 'er. Better than gas on a fire, is that blue tap bidness.
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Campfire Outfitter
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After forcing myself to read a couple of JO's posts I have to wonder; is it possible that he and Maser are one and the same???? Can't believe you'd insult Maser like that! Sorry, Maser, I won't do it again. Very unfair of me.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Hey Jeff_O (short for Obama), After all that whining you been doing, some of the Campfire members got to feeling kinda sorry for ya', so they took up a collection and asked me to pick out a nice gift...... There's only one condition: When you fire it the first time you must be sitting in front of your personally autographed I LOVE OBAMA poster. OK???
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Yeah right, like he'd have a free hand sitting in front of an obama picture.
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Now dont be tellin him to go chew on some lead thats just mean.
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Campfire Kahuna
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far be it for me to utter a judgmental statement, but suggesting that any one of us, regardless of the direction of their political thoughts shoot themselves is a bit out there. Joke or not.......Just saying.
Sam......
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approaching 1000------is that a record?
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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I refuse to post on this thread until it hits 100 pages. I could have told y'all this would happen. Post a thread about hijacking and guess what? If someone started a thread about being polite it would, of course, get rude. Predictable, like the tide. Funny tho.
A government is the most dangerous threat to man�s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.
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That Tom 38B is one ugly bitch....
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Thanks for the warning on that...my mom is here visiting.
Camp is where you make it.
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