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Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by isaac
It took near 11 months for it to happen but we now have our worst thread of the year.


...And it was worth the wait!
grin


i wouldnt say that yet, we still aint seen HG's jeans.....


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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Originally Posted by JohnMoses
I'm sorry, but she just looks like she's a bitch.

JM


WHAT?!

Are you nuckin' futz?

She's the girl you take home to mom sophmore year of college... and bone her in the laundry room when mom isn't looking!

(as you can see, I've put some thought into this! smile )

Sheesh man... she's not slutty looking and looks smart and sweet... that equals "bitch"?

Now I don't know about you, John. wink


She looks pretty darn fine, IMO.

Oh yeah, did I mention she has nice, uhhhum, headlights?
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The difference between you and I Jeff,

Is that you would be wiping her butt, cooking for her, washing her clothes, etc.

And I would have her doing all that for me.

Because she's a bitch.

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After forcing myself to read a couple of JO's posts I have to wonder; is it possible that he and Maser are one and the same???? wink


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Originally Posted by JohnMoses
The difference between you and I Jeff,

Is that you would be wiping her butt, cooking for her, washing her clothes, etc.

And I would have her doing all that for me.

Because she's a bitch.


Well, I do cook, I do wash clothes, and I am rather partial to my wife's butt (WIPING it? eww!).

Guess we see this woman thing a little different. Never had, or wanted, a "bitch".

But that's why they make all models of the creature, right? smile Find yo'self a bitch and rock on...



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Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
After forcing myself to read a couple of JO's posts I have to wonder; is it possible that he and Maser are one and the same???? wink


Can't believe you'd insult Maser like that!

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Yeah, no kidding. smile


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I don't know . Has Maser ever mentioned blue tape ?


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He got tangled up in some while hiding in a closet with a baby.

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Blue tape would perk this thread RIGHT back up.

I ain't putting the stuff on the muzzle of my rifle. I hunt deer in close quarters, and modern science is indicating that deer see blue well.

(deep announcer voice)

"In a world... where tape comes in all colors... I'll choose something else".

There. That should do 'er. Better than gas on a fire, is that blue tap bidness. smile


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Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Originally Posted by Bigbuck215
After forcing myself to read a couple of JO's posts I have to wonder; is it possible that he and Maser are one and the same???? wink


Can't believe you'd insult Maser like that!


Sorry, Maser, I won't do it again. Very unfair of me.


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Wanker... grin...


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Hey Jeff_O (short for Obama),

After all that whining you been doing, some of the Campfire members got to feeling kinda sorry for ya', so they took up a collection and asked me to pick out a nice gift......

There's only one condition:

When you fire it the first time you must be sitting in front of your personally autographed I LOVE OBAMA poster.

OK???


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Yeah right, like he'd have a free hand sitting in front of an obama picture.

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Now dont be tellin him to go chew on some lead thats just mean.

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far be it for me to utter a judgmental statement, but suggesting that any one of us, regardless of the direction of their political thoughts shoot themselves is a bit out there. Joke or not.......Just saying.


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I refuse to post on this thread until it hits 100 pages. grin

I could have told y'all this would happen. Post a thread about hijacking and guess what?
If someone started a thread about being polite it would, of course, get rude.
Predictable, like the tide. Funny tho.


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That Tom 38B is one ugly bitch....

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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Of course, what thread is complete without a "nude girl skydiving" link. As a bonus, you can take a quiz to find out if you are bad at sex!

http://www.tokenhumor.com/media/727/nude-girl-sky-diving-lol.html


Thanks for the warning on that...my mom is here visiting. grin


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