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I might award style points for blue tape, Elmer Fudd hats, biggest difference between weight and antlers, whether or not shooting out a window is involved, etc.
As noted in an earlier post, some of the criteria will be subjective.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Thanks for the clarification JB. Nice to "establish" the pay off criteria with the judges beforehand ! [img] http://www.thestarphoenix.com/life/2671445.bin?size=620x400[/img] I have secretly coded this pic, so only you can see my offer ! Paul.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Just had a PM from Mathman.
He says don't you dare add ice to it !!
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Campfire Ranger
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I'm in & I'd also like to suggest, to JB, that all rifles must be adorned in blue tape at the muzzle, dink must be shot while hunter is wearing blue jeans & denim jacket, with contrasting hunter orange vest & ball/knit cap.
Mine'll have to have spots to compete, everybody knows Canadian deer are bigger !
Paul. See, right there... rules... automatic disqualify... Dink hunting is not for siss'ies... It's all day trash... all day talk... all the time... Bring it on... I plan on winning this even though I won't kill a dink... how... well, no one's beaten my submitted bribe yet... here it is again. My submission... delivery or pickup? There's a dink in there somewhere I promise... Kent
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And if that doesn't sway the vote I'm thinking...
Twins will...
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Kent, you seem to have forgotten that John is a happily married man, supported by a wife that is far more famous & makes much more mulla than he does ! I'm betting your ante of "girl/girls" will have no bearing on JB. He seems like a sensible guy. Hence, my own offer of a barrel of the worlds oldest Scotch Whiskey. Paul.
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Campfire Outfitter
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As noted in an earlier post, some of the criteria will be subjective. I'll be back...I've got to go find a dictionary.
I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"Each bottle will be beautifully presented in a tear-shaped hand-blown crystal decanter with an elegant silver stopper. The decanter nestles in a stylish silver base and is framed in a handmade Brazilian Rosewood box, created using wood from Forest Stewardship Council (FS C) Certified sources. Mortlach 70 Years Old was matured in a Spanish oak, ex-bodega sherry hogshead cask, which yielded 54 full-size and 162 small decanters bottled at cask strength (46.1% ABV). The recommended retail price in the UK is �10,000 per 70cl decanter and �2,500 for the 20cl version." Paul.
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"Living is hazardous to your health..."
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Or perhaps a red plaid jacket with a matching hat with a tie down for ones ears?
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Most of us are happily married.
Didn't think this thread was a real world serious endeavor.
If JB was sensible he'd never involved himself.
I should have been sensible myself.
rectified...
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Paul.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Camp is where you make it.
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Nothing is fool proof for a sufficiently talented fool !!
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Is there anything in the rules that states..."if ones cat leaves a dink on the door mat it may or not be entered in the contest"?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Just giving you [bleep] for the "let em grow" stuff. Some times I do, but if I don't have venny, I shoot the dink if that's what I see. No harm meant.
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Is there anything in the rules that states...if ones cat leaves a dink on the door mat it may be or not entered in the contest? I think it should be worth style points if your cat catches the dink for you
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To tex n cal: You are right on about cats!
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You can get " style points"....? Cool...then I'm back to being a shoo in.... Ingwe
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You can get " style points"....? Cool...then I'm back to being a shoo in.... Ingwe He said "style" as in "class"...not "bile", as in where you shoot them. Sorry.
I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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