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1Minute
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Posts: 11,666
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Anybody seen the oil spout?
Broncos are officially the worst team in the nation this year.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Break the little packet in the margarine and knead until it is yellow.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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The lug nuts on that side are left handed thread.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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"Stop" "Don't"....Don't Stop!
Run for your life,surrender or stand up and fight!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"That's my chastity belt."
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"Gee!"
"Haw!"
"Whoa!"
"Take her yoke off her neck before you feed her."
"Don't know B from bull foot."
"Bust a hame string."
"Let's go (from the kitchen) into the house."
"Light 'n' set a spell."
"The latch string's always out."
"Shadow rider."
"Air-tights."
"Monkey Ward's."
"Set the spark back."
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Campfire Member
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Campfire Member
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Don't let your alligator mouth overload your huminbird ass.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"Yes, Ma'am!
"No, Ma'am!
"Thank you, Ma'am!
"Please!
"Help yourself to the sugar,
"And pass the peas."
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"Father, we thank Thee for Thy blessings. Amen."
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Posts: 96,121 Likes: 1
Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
Joined: Oct 2002
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I need to see your ID to verify you are 21.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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"Stop doing that or you'll go blind"
I hear this one all the time still.  Still staring at the sun, huh? 
If 'ya can't put hot sauce on it, it ain't worth eat'n....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I need to see your ID to verify you are 21. I haven't heard that in a while either. OTOH, I did have some goofy woman a couple months back question whether my twins were my children or grand children. I thought that pretty laughable until I did the math and realized that if I had a child in my late 'teens and he or she had a child in their late 'teens....., well it's not so funny anymore.
Last edited by bruinruin; 12/08/10.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Well we made ours worn out the old fashioned way. I still buy jeans that are dark indigo and stiff when new. My oldest grandson was surprised when he saw me in a new pair one time. He was clueless that that was how they looked originally. Remember getting new jeans wet and them turning your legs blue? remember that, scared the heck out of me, the first time. (I knew I was cold, didn't think I was that cold!) Sycamore
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Hold er Newt,she's headdn' for the Pea Patch! we had "Hold 'er Newt,she's headin' for the Rhubarb!"
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"See the USA in a Chevrolet"
"I got my kicks on Route 66"
"Brown shoes don't make it"
"Its Howdy Doody time"
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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The lug nuts on that side are left handed thread. IH-Cornbinder! Sycamore
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I was told numerous times "don't jump on the Davenport" whilst playing Cowboys and Indians; usually the third time was a belt, yardstick, flyswatter or wooden spoon across the butt!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I heard, "Don't run with that in your mouth!" over and over when I was a kid. I got so tired of hearing it, that I decided to get even by not telling the folks when I tripped with a pea shooter in my mouth and jammed it into the back of my throat. It really was sort of fascinating since it stuck there and I could open my mouth and it would protrude without my lips or teeth holding it. The fact that it was a hollow tube also allowed the blood to run from it quite freely. I eventually yanked it loose and swallowed blood until it decided to stop. It must have gotten infected because it was sore as all get-out for a long time. Long after it seemed to have cleared up, I would get times where it would hurt. I also did not provide them the satisfaction of knowing about the time that I jumped over the davenport and swallowed a butterscotch ball (a ball, not one of those flat things) that I had just put into my mouth. It lodged in my throat and I could feel its downward (painful) process as it melted. Naturally I could not swallow while it made its way south, so I sat on the davenport spitting in a bowl. That one hurt for awhile as well, but I don't think it got infected.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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