I know that you really didn�t mean this and deep down inside, you really want to learn as much as you can about Sarah Darlin� as you call her.
However, as I get hollered at if I post too much at one time so instead of the Top One Hundred, I will just do another Top Ten.
And I will just hit the highlights, not the whole text:
�Megan Fox at David Horowitz�s Newsreal Blog enumerates ten reasons why Governor Palin is so good at helping the loony left expose themselves for the incoherent morons they are:
When Sarah Palin first stepped onto the national stage (in the hottest red high heels anyone ever saw) this country was changed forever. It will be remembered in history as the moment conservative women stepped onto the grid in a meaningful way. In the same instant, the Left froze in terror and a seething hatred began to build until it could no longer be contained and was unleashed in the most brutal assault on a woman in politics this nation has ever seen. The most vile and disgusting remarks were made about her family, her baby�s paternity, her marriage and her motherhood. Late night comics made rape jokes about her minor daughter and degraded her by calling her a �stewardess� and �sexy secretary.�
Leftist website the Daily Kos started the rumors about Trig not being Sarah�s child, but if you look for the story today you will find this message on the Kos, �I�m sorry, I can�t seem to find that story.� Typical. It went down the memory hole. But here�s one that didn�t go down the memory hole thanks to screen grabs and smart bloggers: Alan Colmes, creepy Ichabod Crane look-a-like, had the audacity to suggest Palin didn�t seek proper pre-natal care during her pregnancy. This is rich coming from a guy for whom �pre-natal care� includes visits to Planned Parenthood butchers. Colmes tried to delete the story when he realized what a jerk he was for posting it. That�s what leftists call �courage�
The following are the top ten reasons leftist moonbats hate Sarah Palin:
1. She�s Not a Democrat
The number one reason the left hates Sarah Palin is because she�s not one of them. Rest assured, if she was pro-abortion and pro-big government, they would be announcing her as the second coming of Fidel Castro. (I would have said Christ, but we all know how much they despise Him.) She has outsmarted them at every turn.
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Then the �reality show� came out and they were sure they�d be able to ridicule her for that too. Pundits on both sides called it �un-presidential,� without watching it. I would like to remind them that Ronald Reagan once played opposite a [bleep].
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The real reason they hate Sarah is because no one on their side has anywhere near the charisma, star power, and influence as she does. And they�re pea green with envy!
Whatever the reasons, it�s a certainty that no other woman has ever been hated as much as Sarah Palin in modern history. Her remarkable ability to rise above it and even laugh at it is a lesson we could all use and more than enough proof to me that she has what it takes to stare down opposition and any challenge you can throw at her. I�ve always been a fan, but the more I get to know her, the more certain I am that Sarah is the next best thing since Ronald Reagan. Her uncanny ability to make leftists writhe with anger and hatred (and dare I say fear) warms my insides. I could definitely stand to see her do that to them for eight years from the inside of the White House. Here�s to hoping the Oval Office gets a new rug soon (a bear rug.)
2. She Loves Jesus
Everybody knows the Left only proclaims to love Jesus during elections. If anyone should mention Jesus� name at any other time of the year they must be some sort of fundamentalist FREAK. Sarah has never been ashamed of her faith and is willing to admit she prays for guidance. This makes her a major target.
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3. Her Children (and Husband) are Native Americans
We all know how much the Left loves to co-opt ethnic groups. But Todd Palin�s Inuit heritage isn�t helping the progressive media feel warm and fuzzy toward the Palins. In fact, they�ve never mentioned it. I only learned that the Palins are of Inuit descent from watching Alaska. The bend-over-for-Obama media doesn�t want you to know that this family is Native American. In fact, they�ve been so horrible to them, if any of us found out the Palins are actually brown people we could have accused them of being�.racists! What do they have against the Inuit people exactly? Maybe we should start asking that question. Haven�t Native Americans been abused enough?
The Palin children are one quarter Inuit. That means they will be eligible for affirmative action placement and all sorts of yummy leftist treats (maybe even their own casino!) They should be totally immune to the vitriol of the Left. But no, progressives only care about minorities when it suits them. Instead of endearing them to the Left, their minority status has only made the Palins more hated.
4. You Can�t Rattle Her
Despite the attacks, which unarguably have been the worst and most vicious in history, Sarah is still standing, never once bowing her head in defeat. Not only is she still standing, she ridicules and tweaks the Left regularly. They hate this.
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5. She�s Pro-Life and Lives It
Of all the reasons to hate Sarah Palin (if you�re a moonbat) this is the one they won�t say out loud but believe me, it�s at the top of the list. In the leftist manual, a woman should never even consider keeping a disabled child. And if she actually does it, she is regarded as a freak. Someone who has no consideration for the groaning planet, heavy with the weight of too many people.
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6. She Hunts
All leftists hate hunters. It always cracks me up that during the presidential election cycles we will invariably be bombarded with hilarious photos of the limp-wristed leftist candidate trying to carry a gun on some pheasant hunt while appearing cool. Nine times out of ten, he�s carrying it wrong or struggling under the weight of the unwieldy thing he�s never before touched, let alone fired. The reason they do this is not because they�ve discovered a love for hunting but because the majority of Americans believe in hunter�s rights and either are or are married to, or have family members who are hunters! During an election, progressives must lie and try to pretend to be like most Americans when in reality, they are anything but!
They usually out themselves like Obama and his famous �bitter clingers� line,
�They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren�t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment�
They just don�t understand why anyone would rather fill their freezer with totally organic meat they tracked, shot, skinned and butchered themselves instead of paying twice as much for worse quality at Whole Foods. And, like Kate Goesslin, they can�t figure out why anyone would want to slog through the cold, rain and mud when there are hotels with restaurants where food magically appears in front of you.
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8. She Encourages Character Building, Not Eyebrow Tweezing
Contrary to my opening item regarding her beauty, Sarah does not care about looks. (Which oddly enough just makes her more attractive.)
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When I think of reality TV I think of all the scandalous misbehaving, as showcased on idiot shows like the Kardashians, Real Housewives and Rock of Love. There is nothing even remotely comparable to Alaska in any of these formats. No one is getting breast implants, knocking over tables, making out in hot tubs, picking up chicks in bars by insulting them, or getting horrible face lifts.
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9. She�s Married to the Father of All Her Children (i.e. Traditional Family)
Despite the best efforts of the tabloid media (and by tabloid I mean the major networks) to implode the Palins� marriage, they failed. Sarah and her high school sweetheart, Todd, are still happily married and doing just fine. They have mutual admiration for each other and it shows. Everything out of Sarah�s mouth regarding her husband is complimentary. (I hope Kate Goesslin took notes for her next marriage.)
The other thing that sticks in the craw of the Left is the non-traditional setup of this traditional marriage. Sarah brings home the bacon and Todd cares for the babies and cooks! It�s a �feminist�s� dream come true right?
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10. She�s Prettier Than You (and She Couldn�t Care Less)
�Caribou Barbie,� they sneered while insinuating anyone as attractive as Palin couldn�t possibly house a brain behind that stunning face. And she is stunning. Palin is one of those beautiful women for whom doors open, heads turn and lesser beauties fade. She�s one of those girls I imagine had a hard time keeping girlfriends if any were too self-conscious to be lost behind the radiance that is Sarah.
And yet, she is the most unassuming beauty queen I ever saw. How many women on TV can you name who would be caught dead in waders (giant rubber pants with suspenders that make even a taut size 4 look like she weighs 200lbs) and slugging giant halibut with a billy club? And yet, there she is on her show, Sarah Palin�s Alaska, without a stitch of makeup, hair a mess, up to her elbows in fish guts (having a marvelous time) and still managing to look better than most Cover Girls. It must really burn Maureen Dowd that on her best day (with professional makeup artists) she can�t hold a candle to Sarah Palin working a slime line.
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Conservative women in politics tend to be more attractive than leftist politicians. Usually that�s because conservatives do their hair and wear makeup versus the Janeane Garofalo approach which involves not showering and wearing big clunky spectacles last seen on Buddy Holly.
It might also have to do with the optimistic, baby-loving, country-loving, family-centered outlook conservative women embrace. It�s better for your pores to have a spirit of love. It reminds me of a country song (doesn�t everything?) We�re just like you. Only prettier.�
