|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2
Campfire Ranger
|
OP
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 |
That all sounds possibly true. Scary.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 73,096
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 73,096 |
That would surely be a hell of a joint.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 21,959
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 21,959 |
Brown ales and Oktoberfests are great with grilled/smoked meats. This.
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand." James Elroy Flecker
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,973
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,973 |
Les pops up, a cold can of Keystone clutched in his greasy mitt.
X-Fire comments, "Guess we can put away the snatch block,...look at the winch on THAT big Bastard." Les blushes thinking it's a personal compliment......
If 'ya can't put hot sauce on it, it ain't worth eat'n....
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 8,625
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 8,625 |
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 8,625
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 8,625 |
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303 |
The "Pards" have laid out some big nylon slings, immediately behind the trailer,....and as the Bull hook reaches a good spot,.....wave the service winch to a halt, disconnect, and a willing Volunteer holds tension on the line, as Les spools it in,....
They swing the latches open on the dual rear doors, and open em' ........an ENORMOUS Reptilian, SAURIAN tail slowly uncoils out onto the ground,.....and switches it's tip.
Up on the deck, the Heeler raises it's nose,....and stands,.....looks up at Lynn,....and wags a stumpy tail,....
"Go Ahead" she laughs, and the Dog literally BOLTS across the parking lot,.....and stands beside the enormous tail, sniffing it, again slowly wagging her own .
"Jesus,....that is one BIG Alligator" somebody quietly ventures.
GTC
GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 8,625
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 8,625 |
pic of gator in the morning leaving with a hog from a fire hog hunt early that day
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303 |
A sharp and shrill whistle brings the Heeler over to her Master's side,....she grins, and sits,.....wiggling and wagging,.....typical "I just love excitement, Boss,....let's chase or bite something" He's ignoring her, and shaking his head, he and his "Pard" having a muttered and muted conversation, in the midst of what's starting to look like a baby Mardi Gras. ....."HOW in the HELL did that thing get THAT big in two years?" ........."Well yeah, I KNOW what (who) it ate at the last shindig,...we're not supposed to be talking about that ( ), even if the idiot asked for it." "No kidding,...ate that damn motor scooter, and never shat out any pieces,....? " "That pig carcass seems to have quieted the big bugger down,.....I reckon we better get these chokers on im',....and go to winching,......you're DAMN sure he has no "reverse" ?" They carefully, and cautiously get a choker / sling around the root of the big reptilian's tail, and another, around one hind foot,....... In the middle of placing a third choker around the other hind foot the Gator SLAMS that leg back, with blinding speed.....and a nice horse trailer door goes sailing off across the parking lot, knocking over and pretty much wrecking an older but servicable looking motorcycle. "Oh crap,....that's Birdwatchers bike (or was),....ain't it?" GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303 |
pic of gator in the morning leaving with a hog from a fire hog hunt early that day Aha! That's right , you were there for the last Heeler / Gator debacle and slaughter, weren't you ? GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 8,037
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 8,037 |
Big Stick came in a then the midget toss contest started..
Your Every Liberal vote promotes Socialism and is an attack on the Second Amendment. You will suffer the consequences.
GOA,Idaho2AIAlliance,AmericanFirearmsAssociation,IdahoTrappersAssociation,FoundationForWildlifeManagement ID and MT.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303 |
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 8,037
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 8,037 |
LOL,, Jeff O throws Big Stick and they beat Maser and Swampman700 for the title..
Your Every Liberal vote promotes Socialism and is an attack on the Second Amendment. You will suffer the consequences.
GOA,Idaho2AIAlliance,AmericanFirearmsAssociation,IdahoTrappersAssociation,FoundationForWildlifeManagement ID and MT.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 11,654
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 11,654 |
Podunkkennels decided he wanted to do some dancing with Ingwe. which really chapped Tom264 since both of them were wildly hammered and not listening to his ballads. Bricktop blew his stack cuz the dancers had no rhythm. VA didn't think it was a big deal. LTPowell decided he'd calm things down and show some pics of his girfren. To which Gunner500 replied:
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 8,897
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 8,897 |
Are you forgetting about Les? He's got to be around somewhere. Probably playing pinball,half tanked on Keystone or Milwaukee's Best... Les showed up but no one recognized him cuz Shiela made him shave...at both ends...
One man with courage makes a majority....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 7,693
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 7,693 |
then a Marlin and a winchester walked in holding hands ,sat down with a bunch of SAVAGES and WERE DISMANTELED PIECE BY PIECE
There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle----Robert Alden . If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2
Campfire Ranger
|
OP
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 |
I'm still trying to figure out all of these gator references. I must have missed something along the way.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 27,500
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 27,500 |
I am waiting for someone to show up with a 14 foot Croc. Always wanted one of those. 416 Rigby at the ready! CRF, Three position safety added, customized and loaded HOT for max velocity as is my custom all loaded and ready. So am I, actually....
LOVE God, LOVE your family, LOVE your country, LIKE guns and sports.
About 2016 team "R" candidates "We definitely need a crew with a sack of balls the size of hot water bottles, bloviated estrogen leaking feel-gooders need not apply." Gunner 500
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 44,856 Likes: 3
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 44,856 Likes: 3 |
loaded HOT for max velocity as is my custom No worries about sticking a case in a dangerous game rifle?
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 27,500
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 27,500 |
Not with a good Mauser style action.... My rifle would pull 'em out and eject 'em if they were covered in super glue! And, no cordite here, just good 'ol H4350. Almost a hunnert grains of the stuff behind a 400gr Barnes Banded Solid. Works, kills stuff. Now WHERE is that big Croc Jim Hackewicz promised to bring to this shindig? If there is an Africa Corner at this bar and no one invited JJHack then there has been a huge oversight. Maybe no one sent him a note about this becasue they could not spell or pronounce his name.
LOVE God, LOVE your family, LOVE your country, LIKE guns and sports.
About 2016 team "R" candidates "We definitely need a crew with a sack of balls the size of hot water bottles, bloviated estrogen leaking feel-gooders need not apply." Gunner 500
|
|
|
|
647 members (007FJ, 160user, 10ring1, 10gaugeman, 10Glocks, 12344mag, 64 invisible),
2,652
guests, and
1,398
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,192,213
Posts18,485,459
Members73,966
|
Most Online11,491 Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|