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Yes! I`m alive, I`m alive, thank God Almighty that I`m still alive. But I can`t say, if the same will still hold true after I get done with two teen aged house sitting computer hacking rats, one of whom happens to be my niece`s 16 year old son and the other his nerdy geeky friend. My flight left for Texas early afternoon on the 9th and I flew back from Dallas late tonight. I told the boys that they could stay for a couple of days and house sit if they wanted to. No school Monday the 10th or on the 11th. Lock up when you leave. They certainly kept themselves occupied. So I get home, log onto the Fire to do some catching up and I find out that I`m dead!!! Hoooooooly schitt! I read through everything from start to finish on both threads and I am absolutely livid. Pissed off?? That is an understatement. This is pretty damned serious stuff. So I`m going to deal with these two by first talking to my niece and her husband asap. My God. And I don`t even have a neighbor named Tom. My desk drawers were gone through and my desk dictionary was a little out of place. I`ll go through the house and double check everything shortly and in the morning. I did open the safe and the rifles and ammo are fine. I guess they thought that doing something like this, that it would be some kind of a big gag or some kind of big practical joke?? Well by the time I have a chat with mom and dad and we figure out what to do about all of this, there will be some serious hell to pay. Now I wish to extend to all of you my deepest heart felt apologies and apologize for any un-necessary emotional burden after reading about my death. Gee! This incident didn`t cause any tears did it? I kinda doubt that . But I do think that maybe four on five the forum are going,,,"damn he ain`t dead?" Ah schitt!..Dammit!..:D I`m not speechless to often, but in this case? I`ve got some serious house cleaning to do over the next few days around here which will involve two teenaged idiots. And to show you where I WAS going to be laid to rest this weekend; if you google,,,,Loma Vista Memorial Park Fullerton Calif,,,you will find there the exact spot of my "FUTURE" and final resting place. BUT! Not gonna happen this weekend. On that same page down a bit, you`ll see a grave marker pic that you can enlarge. I guess one of Erik`s friends was responsible for putting that pic on the cemetery website. Erik John Robert Thurman was/is my son. That is where I go every Sept 12 and Oct 9. Imo, it is the best looking marker in the entire cemetery. Just a little bias maybe, but true. It is there where I will be laid to rest someday. In the same grave directly over him. Oh the crap within the family is really going to start flying tomorrow. I`ll keep you all posted on the decided consequences and punishments? It`s going to be good and harsh. It`s good to be home,,,,,and alive too.
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So then. Welcome back? And what was it like?
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
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It is there where I will be laid to rest someday. In the same grave directly over him.
First off, I am glad to hear it was a joke even if it was twisted. Second, I did not know until recently that you could bury one person on top of another. First I knew of it was a young woman that worked for me and I knew that her parents were dead. One day another person asked her what her Dad "did", meaning what line of work. Her answer was priceless, She said "He don't do nothing but lay on top of my Momma." Once I caught on, I laughed my azz off. miles
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things that happen at the fire never cease to amaze me.
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So is the light at the end of the tunnel as bright as the fireball that comes out of those damn short barreled magnums that you're always espousing?
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afraid I'd be tempted to disown a child that did such a thing... anyway, glad to hear Bigsqueeze is okay
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It was absolutely great being dead while in Texas.
Those two damn little [bleep]`n frickin SOBS. 4:10am here PST and I can`t even fricken sleep yet. What a mess. Their asses are mine.
Hell. After awhile I seem to have pissed off more people here on the forum when dead!
Looking for an obituary on me that they can`t find? Must be faking my own death? And on and on. Read through all of it!
That cow taking a dump that someone put up was pretty funny.
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Hey Squeeze...If you're like me & have a cheat sheet for your passwords at the various online shops you use...
You might want to keep tabs on your account for a while... Maybe even change a few passwords???
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Well I guess welcome back, maybe I can get a chance to know you now that you are not dead At least a lot of nice stuff was said about you.
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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So is the light at the end of the tunnel as bright as the fireball that comes out of those damn short barreled magnums that you're always espousing? .........Oh yeah! I saw da light. Dead on the forum but alive and well in Texas. Don`t always espouse them. A 338-378 Mk5`s barrel is how long again. Oh! A 28" er?
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Here we go. When the guys wake up and read this, the s$%t's gonna hit the fan.
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OMG! Keep us posted on the azzwhuppin' those two little turds are in for. maddog
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Hence my post on your death thread. You was a prick before and still a prick. I for one weren't upset Sorry for his family. Reading his posts he seemed like a loving guy. Here is his LAST post of the Fire. Always a warm fellow. Oh and a Mr Rogue!.....If you happen to think that I`m not much of a rifleman, then you`re certainly welcome to come down here and find out first hand. You`d be sadly mistaken. And if there is anything else Mr. Rogue that you`d like to test and see for yourself first hand, then feel free.
Photo albums of hunts, belt certificates, tourney pics, shooting pics.
It`s all here. No rich mahagony walls for ya though. Too dark.
Of course you wouldn`t waste your time and money in coming down here to prove you wrong? Naaaaa, of course not!
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Yeah...
Anyone interested in some prime beachfront property? In Arizona....
How 'bout a nice bridge in NYC?
I ain't buying the latest iteration on the bullschit.
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This is some wierd [bleep].
Camp is where you make it.
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Hence my post on your death thread. You was a prick before and still a prick. I for one weren't upset Sorry for his family. Reading his posts he seemed like a loving guy. Here is his LAST post of the Fire. Always a warm fellow. Oh and a Mr Rogue!.....If you happen to think that I`m not much of a rifleman, then you`re certainly welcome to come down here and find out first hand. You`d be sadly mistaken. And if there is anything else Mr. Rogue that you`d like to test and see for yourself first hand, then feel free.
Photo albums of hunts, belt certificates, tourney pics, shooting pics.
It`s all here. No rich mahagony walls for ya though. Too dark.
Of course you wouldn`t waste your time and money in coming down here to prove you wrong? Naaaaa, of course not!
....Well Steelhead. You should know, that you were one of the ones I thought of who probably wished that I were dead. Sorry that I disappointed you.
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Damn,those Ouija boards really do werk!!!
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Scratching my chin with a furrowed brow.............
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Yes! I`m alive, I`m alive, thank God Almighty that I`m still alive. But I can`t say, if the same will still hold true after I get done with two teen aged house sitting computer hacking rats, one of whom happens to be my niece`s 16 year old son and the other his nerdy geeky friend. My flight left for Texas early afternoon on the 9th and I flew back from Dallas late tonight. I told the boys that they could stay for a couple of days and house sit if they wanted to. No school Monday the 10th or on the 11th. Lock up when you leave. They certainly kept themselves occupied. So I get home, log onto the Fire to do some catching up and I find out that I`m dead!!! Hoooooooly schitt! I read through everything from start to finish on both threads and I am absolutely livid. Pissed off?? That is an understatement. This is pretty damned serious stuff. So I`m going to deal with these two by first talking to my niece and her husband asap. My God. And I don`t even have a neighbor named Tom. My desk drawers were gone through and my desk dictionary was a little out of place. I`ll go through the house and double check everything shortly and in the morning. I did open the safe and the rifles and ammo are fine. I guess they thought that doing something like this, that it would be some kind of a big gag or some kind of big practical joke?? Well by the time I have a chat with mom and dad and we figure out what to do about all of this, there will be some serious hell to pay. Now I wish to extend to all of you my deepest heart felt apologies and apologize for any un-necessary emotional burden after reading about my death. Gee! This incident didn`t cause any tears did it? I kinda doubt that . But I do think that maybe four on five the forum are going,,,"damn he ain`t dead?" Ah schitt!..Dammit!..:D I`m not speechless to often, but in this case? I`ve got some serious house cleaning to do over the next few days around here which will involve two teenaged idiots. And to show you where I WAS going to be laid to rest this weekend; if you google,,,,Loma Vista Memorial Park Fullerton Calif,,,you will find there the exact spot of my "FUTURE" and final resting place. BUT! Not gonna happen this weekend. On that same page down a bit, you`ll see a grave marker pic that you can enlarge. I guess one of Erik`s friends was responsible for putting that pic on the cemetery website. Erik John Robert Thurman was/is my son. That is where I go every Sept 12 and Oct 9. Imo, it is the best looking marker in the entire cemetery. Just a little bias maybe, but true. It is there where I will be laid to rest someday. In the same grave directly over him. Oh the crap within the family is really going to start flying tomorrow. I`ll keep you all posted on the decided consequences and punishments? It`s going to be good and harsh. It`s good to be home,,,,,and alive too. Did you learn lying from Anthony Weiner? Scheesh.
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