Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire I`M ALIVE,,,I`M ALIVE,,,I`M ALIVE

Yes! I`m alive, I`m alive, thank God Almighty that I`m still alive.

But I can`t say, if the same will still hold true after I get done with two teen aged house sitting computer hacking rats, one of whom happens to be my niece`s 16 year old son and the other his nerdy geeky friend.

My flight left for Texas early afternoon on the 9th and I flew back from Dallas late tonight. I told the boys that they could stay for a couple of days and house sit if they wanted to. No school Monday the 10th or on the 11th. Lock up when you leave. They certainly kept themselves occupied.

So I get home, log onto the Fire to do some catching up and I find out that I`m dead!!! Hoooooooly schitt!

I read through everything from start to finish on both threads and I am absolutely livid. Pissed off?? That is an understatement.

This is pretty damned serious stuff. So I`m going to deal with these two by first talking to my niece and her husband asap.

My God. And I don`t even have a neighbor named Tom. My desk drawers were gone through and my desk dictionary was a little out of place. I`ll go through the house and double check everything shortly and in the morning. I did open the safe and the rifles and ammo are fine.

I guess they thought that doing something like this, that it would be some kind of a big gag or some kind of big practical joke?? Well by the time I have a chat with mom and dad and we figure out what to do about all of this, there will be some serious hell to pay.

Now I wish to extend to all of you my deepest heart felt apologies and apologize for any un-necessary emotional burden after reading about my death. Gee! This incident didn`t cause any tears did it? I kinda doubt that . But I do think that maybe four on five the forum are going,,,"damn he ain`t dead?" Ah schitt!..Dammit!..:D

I`m not speechless to often, but in this case?

I`ve got some serious house cleaning to do over the next few days around here which will involve two teenaged idiots.

And to show you where I WAS going to be laid to rest this weekend; if you google,,,,Loma Vista Memorial Park Fullerton Calif,,,you will find there the exact spot of my "FUTURE" and final resting place. BUT! Not gonna happen this weekend.

On that same page down a bit, you`ll see a grave marker pic that you can enlarge. I guess one of Erik`s friends was responsible for putting that pic on the cemetery website.

Erik John Robert Thurman was/is my son. That is where I go every Sept 12 and Oct 9. Imo, it is the best looking marker in the entire cemetery. Just a little bias maybe, but true.

It is there where I will be laid to rest someday. In the same grave directly over him.

Oh the crap within the family is really going to start flying tomorrow.

I`ll keep you all posted on the decided consequences and punishments? It`s going to be good and harsh.

It`s good to be home,,,,,and alive too.

Did you learn lying from Anthony Weiner?

Scheesh.

For what idiotic reason and for what motive would I have or gain by faking my own death?