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(On shooting ability) "You couldn't hit the earth from 100 foot up in an air balloon - even if I painted it red and held it still for you"
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Les, you a damn Lions and Meeeeeeeeedchgan fan.
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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Your daddy should have shot you out the window and let the ants eat you.
"Never stand and take a charge...charge them too." --- General Nathan Bedford Forrest, CSA
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Campfire Kahuna
Campfire Kahuna
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Never use em
Ya know what that red N stands for don't ya? Knowledge!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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I read a post some time ago by MD that said "your experience goes all the way from A to B, plus you are a nitwit" That one still cracks me up!
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them. You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend." Isak Dinesen
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"He hasn't seen the football since the kickoff"
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking: You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis? A despair ninny. Sack up, despire ninny.
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Never use em
Ya know what that red N stands for don't ya? Knowledge!
Is this what youse guys hunt in Y-O-MING ?
You better be afraid of a ghost!! "Woody you were baptized in prop wash"..crossfireoops Woody
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Campfire Kahuna
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Them too!
If it runs we got guns
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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When I was in South Africa a few years ago, an Afrikaaner professional hunter told me this one" "Please remind your mother that she still owes money for the dog-f-----g."
“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.” John Steinbeck
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(said of my last boss) He doesn't have tourette's, but he's a carrier.
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You can kiss my ass and we'll call it a love story. Kent
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"Chicken [bleep]!" Officer Farva- Super Troopers. "You are so gay that homosexuals turn homophobic when you walk by." Me
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In a cursory reading of the forum archives, it has become obvious that many of you are quite good at leveling insults. Let's hear your Best Ones!!!
You remind me of bushrat.
I'm not into insulting others, but, I gotta say, Mike....
You win.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Kahuna
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CAUTION, RACIAL DISCRIMINATION , and COMEDY included
VIDEO
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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You're so blind you could have eyes on your azz and still not see schit. (to be used when someone is having a poor day at the range.) You're so stupid you gave your brother a blow job to help his unemployment. (to be used after a negligent discharge) Did your mom have any kids that lived? How tall are you? I didn't know they stacked schit that high! The best part of you ran down the crack of your mom's azz and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress! (These were eventually made famous by R. Lee Ermy in Full Metal Jacket .) I dub thee Sir Gaylord of Pickle Park. Mostly though, my favorite: "You're an idiot." Short, straight, and to the point, even an idiot can understand it. Mr. Stephen A. Camp had a bunch of them. I wish I could remember them all! Josh
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Quit giving in inch by inch then looking back to lament the mile behind ya and wonder how to preserve those few feet left in front of ya. They'll never stop until they're stopped. That's a fact.
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You are lower than a OWS protester...............
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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the amount of blood required for you to achieve an erection is more than enough for you to die of oxygen loss to the brain...
30-06 till i die, the greatest round ever!
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy!
CEO of a Turdlike People: Turds & Tats Division... (per Ingwe
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the amount of blood required for you to achieve an erection is more than enough for you to die of oxygen loss to the brain...
I do get dizzy.
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