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That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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A gal five years older than me called me Daddy one time.  Dooooood! 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I just call em all Ms Podunk.....
The view one sees is his own
Practitioner of the ancient art of skank fu
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I just say "Hey You!" Saves me the time and effort of having to get a second date.
(grin)
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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Campfire Regular
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Have you ever called out the wrong name at the wrong time ? Thats what you call Rodeo sex. Get on top of your wife and start doing the deed and say her sisters name. See how long you can hold on until she gets out from under you. LOL.
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I did way worse than calling out the wrong name. Saw a woman in Macey's who from behind was a dead ringer for a cousin of mine who is my age (old). I walked up and slapped "Patty" on the butt and said "What you doing Babe!"
Wasn't Patty. But you got a really good date out of the incident, right? 
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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Why men use Post-it notes. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.funnypictures.net.au/userimages/why-men-use-post-its.jpg)
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Have you ever called out the wrong name at the wrong time ? I refuse to answer that question on the Constitutional grounds that my answer might tend to incriminate me.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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I've never had the urge to call anybody by their name while engaged in an intimate moment. There's no way I can remember all those names  No, really.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Have you ever called out the wrong name at the wrong time ? I refuse to answer that question on the Constitutional grounds that my answer might tend to incriminate me. +++++++++++++++++ might? Don't answer. Keep asserting!
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
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Does it still count if you didn't know which of her multiple personalities was "out" at the time?
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Have you ever called out the wrong name at the wrong time ? So, which side of this tragedy were you on?
Save an elk, shoot a cow.
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Have you ever called out the wrong name at the wrong time ? So, which side of this tragedy were you on? The should have kept my mouth shut side....
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Have you ever called out the wrong name at the wrong time ? So, which side of this tragedy were you on? The should have kept my mouth shut side.... Yeah, well. Don't be too hard on yourself. Some folks will get upset by such things, others not. Myself, I've been called by another man's name at a crucial moment (hers, not mine, which was nicer, I guess...) and didn't take it to heart. Other folks are less tolerant. I think that is more forgiveable than what my father did once, which was to bless his ex-wife while saying grace at Christmas dinner one time... his current wife was SERIOUSLY pizzed at that particular public gaffe.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Campfire Kahuna
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If he was LUCKY enough to have such a moment with you he should just ignore it!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Either way you word it Lynn......Yes! But then you have to be a silver tongued devil to get out of it.....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Have you ever called out the wrong name at the wrong time ? So, which side of this tragedy were you on? The should have kept my mouth shut side.... Well, what T Lee said. For once, I agree with him. Besides, if he doesn't get over it, you know what you need to know....
Last edited by BrentD; 11/22/11.
Save an elk, shoot a cow.
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Thanks Doc. We were not at a crucial moment, but an intimate moment that took not only him by surprise, but me too. He's not mad, he just says the other fellow must be special if he could come to my mind while I was kissing him. Actually it blew my mind mind more than it did his I think. I just feel bad that I did it in the first place 
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If he was LUCKY enough to have such a moment with you he should just ignore it! Thank you kind Sir 
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Either way you word it Lynn......Yes! But then you have to be a silver tongued devil to get out of it..... Ahhhhh, to have the gift as you do Actually, I was a woman without words. Imagine that....
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