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"There are only two types of ships, Submarines, and Targets".
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"Wall to wall counseling" "Ruck up and move forward" "The horse we rode in on" 1st Cavalry Division The second one can be used in just about any situation.
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submariners - 100 men go down and 49 couple and two guys who HATE each other come back up.
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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Well Bob, let's see what my ole brain can remember... "I'm gonna rock your [bleep] world Private!" SSG Taylor Basic Training at Fort Jackson , SC "Unass my AO Rikki Tik mutherphukker" REMF- Rear Echelon Mother Fugger! National Guard-"No Go's" Sorry guys! and last but not least, my faovrite cadence... "Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove, he was a bad mutherfugger you could tell by his clothes, He wore a three piece suit and a 4 button vest, He was an Airborne Ranger cuz he passed the test! He lined a 100 monkies up against the wall, Swore to god he could [bleep] em all, [bleep] 98 til his face turned blue, backed off, jacked off and [bleep] the other two!" All courtesy of the US Army ........
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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"I can't make it no damn simpler 'n that."
-SFC Haynesworth
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ayatollah khomeini was a sonofabitsh, has the blueballs, crabs, and the seven year itch.
shut your suck
yea, we're a department of the Navy, the Men's department!
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187th of the 101st
Rakasans lead the way! The Rakkasans are still considered the premier brigade combat team in the 101st despite that they were part of the 11th Airborne Division in WWII and the 506th Infantry Regiment is back in the 101st as the new 4th Brigade Combat Team. Generals William Westmoreland, Norman Schwarzkopf, and David Petraeus are all Rakkasans as is CSM Basil Plumley of "We Were Soldiers Once and Young" fame. Expat
"There are no dangerous weapons. There are only dangerous men." - Robert Heinlein
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This may have already been posted and I missed it, if so I apologize but I have seen more than one fist fight over:
There's the horse you never rode to the line you never held and the color is the reason why.
Quando Omni Moritati
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In VN I enjoyed reading flak jacket "grafitti".
Some of my favorites:
"A sucking chest wound is just God's way of letting you know you're in a firefight".
"Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest mother f####r in the valley".
Or the shorter version of above "MMFIV".
The signature, in cursive - "John Wayne 1939".
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Another I heard often was "Blank up, move up" this pertained to getting promoted quicker.
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If it has tits, tires or tracks you're going to have trouble with it!
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Then shoot em in the dark!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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This may have already been posted and I missed it, if so I apologize but I have seen more than one fist fight over:
There's the horse you never rode to the line you never held and the color is the reason why. Friggin LEG!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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(Ain't gonna tellya who the boot was � ) Chief Bosun's Mate to a merrily whistling boot � "Only two people whistle in the Navy � bosun's mates and damn fools!" Boot � "That's one � who's the other?" (Startled chief stammered long enough for boot to dart around the corner and haul britches for distant barracks.)
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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This may have already been posted and I missed it, if so I apologize but I have seen more than one fist fight over:
There's the horse you never rode to the line you never held and the color is the reason why. I used to know a lot of good insults based on unit patches, but they are best said between friends, not acquaintances! Sycamore Yeah, that's the kind I was talking about. There was somethin' about the Hawaii Electric Company one time, too....
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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187th of the 101st
Rakasans lead the way! The Rakkasans are still considered the premier brigade combat team in the 101st despite that they were part of the 11th Airborne Division in WWII and the 506th Infantry Regiment is back in the 101st as the new 4th Brigade Combat Team. Generals William Westmoreland, Norman Schwarzkopf, and David Petraeus are all Rakkasans as is CSM Basil Plumley of "We Were Soldiers Once and Young" fame. Expat my son is 3/187 Iron Rakkasans
Get your dick out of that rooster and go to church.
Travis
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Sign at an airbase that housed the C-130's that sprayed Agent Orange..."Only we can prevent forests".
A government is the most dangerous threat to man�s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.
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187th of the 101st
Rakasans lead the way! The Rakkasans are still considered the premier brigade combat team in the 101st despite that they were part of the 11th Airborne Division in WWII and the 506th Infantry Regiment is back in the 101st as the new 4th Brigade Combat Team. Generals William Westmoreland, Norman Schwarzkopf, and David Petraeus are all Rakkasans as is CSM Basil Plumley of "We Were Soldiers Once and Young" fame. Expat "aura" thats all it is for the rockahooters........................... Cco 1/12th jan 84- feb 86 ft carson 4thID Dco 1/16th panzer kaserne germany march 86 - apr 88 1st ID FWD Ctrp 1/7 cav TF apr 88 - may 89 Ft hood 1st CAV CSCco 1/503rd cp hovey korea june 89 -may 90 2ID Aco 2/327th jul 90 - may 95 ftcky 101st ABN Bco 1/506th may 95-may 96 cp greaves korea 2ID Bco 3/187th june 96-aug 98 ftcky 101st ABN recruiting hell aug 98 -july 01 bangor maine Bco 1/502nd july 01- apr 04 ftcky 101st ABN g-3 2id hq cp red cloud korea may 04 -may 05 2ID apsu rotc claksville tn jun 05-sept08 4th brigade on ftcky sucked for the 1st 2 years when it stood up here as a unit in late 04 and early 05 1st 2nd and 3rd brigades toliet bowl flushed their units of all the problem children and non performers and that is how 4th brigade got all its soldiers at 1st and that is the truth........................ the normal replacement system took until right around mid 06 to late06 to start putting soldiers in that bridgade of the same caliber of the rest of the brigades from army wide pcs moves they are up to speed like the other brigades none of them are different from the others just aura to tell the truth they all are excellent units "remf" is my favorite saying:D and numbnuts
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Sign in our weapons shack.."Praise the Lord and pass part of the ammo this ain't gonna take long"
You better be afraid of a ghost!!
"Woody you were baptized in prop wash"..crossfireoops
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