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I'm going abalone diving next month.. Wanna come along?
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i've heard of some whoppin' big sasquatch...i wonder if the [bleep] have taught the sasquatches how to use nunchucks...
Guns don't kill people, drivers with cell phones kill people.
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now those [bleep] scare the chit outta me.
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yea, the Slim Jim commercial gives me nightmares!
where are you going diving?
Guns don't kill people, drivers with cell phones kill people.
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Sonoma/Mendocino. There's some big fish there... 
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Exactly.
You, myself and yogi don't even bother with holsters. My schit is in hand and at the ready at all times.
Travis Well, yes exactly, nothing wrong with being alert & ready. A Grizzly or Kodiak is the most powerful fearless predator on the planet. I actually stay "at ready" throughout my entire hike. I don't consider it spending time in the outdoors as much as I consider it a "sweep and clear" of the woods. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Kahuna
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There's nothing like shooting down all potential threats to make the wilderness as safe as Detroit.
“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
John Steinbeck
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This is beginning to sound like a James Bond movie where 007 had several characters, except it's a Terminator movie and we need a new lead (since the old has moved on). Since music entertainers seem to dabble in acting quite readily in acting, I see no reason why gun-writers couldn't readily do the same with aplomb. So I nominate JB (aka Mighty Muley for promotional purposes) as the new "Ahnold" in the next new movie: Redemption: A Safer World. Cast Ingwe as his gun-bristling co-star and people would be running to save themselves, not so much from hot lead as from toppling pines.  And some people will believe it really happened, 'cause they saw it on TV!
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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There's nothing like shooting down all potential threats to make the wilderness as safe as Detroit. When I pass by other hikers I also yell "HANDS! HANDS! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!". Can't be too careful. Travis
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Travis can act as himself, and bring up the rear, making the world safer by laying down a barrage of adjectives salty enough to singe all the hair or feathers off any ears within range. Mighty Muley will keep a bar or three of pine tar soap handy for regular oral cleansing.
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Thankfully, the re-emergence of bulletsforyogi (under a new, even more stupid name) has brought this epic thread back to life.
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Did ALL of Walter Mitty's offspring join the campfire?
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B4Y/Sig is an especially retarded one.
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Hospice? Please...........already!
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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Cutting the pie around every tree in the woods can be time consuming, but it is time well spent.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Dont be using to big of words around him. Slicing the pie - explained here by Sheriff Jim Wilson
Member of the Merry Band of turdlike People.
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I do it like this. ![[Linked Image]](http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/8/2/1/2/8/ar122117977482128.jpg)
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a hunting license and that's pretty close.
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I was talking about banging chicks in the woods, but whatever.
SHERRIFF Jim Wilson! Good God...
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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B4Y/Sig, Welcome............back to the fire!
Have Dog
Will Travel
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