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Comes complete with "Tramp Stamp!"


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I'm betting that anybody with this view of themselves will be dead way ahead of their time.

Drugs/alcohol overdose, murdered, pimp, or most likely suicide (possibly via the drug route earlier).

Until then, it is not going to be a pretty life...

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Originally Posted by 340boy
I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts.
I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!"
eek


That's the "porn star" tatt. While you were thinking, you should have been pouncing.

Fail.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Ken Howell
Good way to keep smart guys at a distance.

Almost as good as "no charge for AIDS."


Ken,

One of the first things I would do before I slept with a girl with such a tattoo, is ask her if she had HIV.

See? And you thought I was stupid.


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and you would believe the answer? Ah yeah


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Originally Posted by 257wby
Hmmmm they neew to be inked upside down....

That way when they're on their back, and their legs are up in the air, the warning sign will be legible. Truth in advertising laws should apply!


They're rarely on their back - knees or bent over is how they like it. (the tat to be read, that is ;))


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These girls were presidents of their FHA groups in high school!

"Future Homewreckers of America"

Nothing screams "Class" like the word c*nt tattoed on a chick's body!



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There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...



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Originally Posted by deflave
My motor is a runnin'...

I love skanks.


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I'd tongue punch 'em right in the fart box.


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Originally Posted by MadMooner
I'd tongue punch 'em right in the fart box.


This guy knows how to treat a skank!

Welcome to the cool kids club.

Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 340boy
I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts.
I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!"
eek


That's the "porn star" tatt. While you were thinking, you should have been pouncing.

Fail.


Travis


Fail with pleasure.
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They are only skanks if they stick around for breakfast and then f'ck up your eggs.

Otherwise they are just known as "girls that don't need instructions".


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Originally Posted by Boggy Creek Ranger
Just slap thirty or forty years on that and it would look like it was written on Astro turf.

Or spray painted on cottage cheese!
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Originally Posted by 340boy
I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts.
I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!"
eek

Two elderly ladies are in the beauty shop when a young thing comes in displaying a rose on her breast. One looks at her buddy and says "Little does she know that when she's our age - that's going to be a long stemmed rose"
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Originally Posted by MadMooner
I'd tongue punch 'em right in the fart box.


Holy Schit that's funny..............


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You boys disappointed me, this thread had the makings of a abc beater.....


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I would not buy something that runs on any kind of primer given the possibility of primer shortages and even regulations. In fact, why not buy a flintlock? Really. Rocks aren't going away anytime soon.
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You boys disappointed me, this thread had the makings of a abc beater.....
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or disolving into the tattoos of Wal-Mart expose!


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Originally Posted by 340boy
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 340boy
I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts.
I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!"
eek


That's the "porn star" tatt. While you were thinking, you should have been pouncing.

Fail.


Travis


Fail with pleasure.
smile


Well, you're gonna feel pretty GD stupid when you don't have any good STD stories for the grandkids.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by MadMooner
They are only skanks if they stick around for breakfast and then f'ck up your eggs.

Otherwise they are just known as "girls that don't need instructions".


That's eloquent.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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[quote=MadMooner]They are only skanks if they stick around for breakfast and then f'ck up your eggs.

When morning comes around, i'am wondering if i have fertilized her eggs. eek or just scrambelled them.

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That's very selfless of you.

Always thinking of her first�


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