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Comes complete with "Tramp Stamp!"
de 73's Archie - W7ACT
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I'm betting that anybody with this view of themselves will be dead way ahead of their time. Drugs/alcohol overdose, murdered, pimp, or most likely suicide (possibly via the drug route earlier). Until then, it is not going to be a pretty life...
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I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts. I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!" That's the "porn star" tatt. While you were thinking, you should have been pouncing. Fail. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Good way to keep smart guys at a distance.
Almost as good as "no charge for AIDS." Ken, One of the first things I would do before I slept with a girl with such a tattoo, is ask her if she had HIV. See? And you thought I was stupid. Travis and you would believe the answer? Ah yeah
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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Hmmmm they neew to be inked upside down....
That way when they're on their back, and their legs are up in the air, the warning sign will be legible. Truth in advertising laws should apply! They're rarely on their back - knees or bent over is how they like it. (the tat to be read, that is ;))
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These girls were presidents of their FHA groups in high school!
"Future Homewreckers of America"
Nothing screams "Class" like the word c*nt tattoed on a chick's body!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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My motor is a runnin'...
I love skanks.
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I'd tongue punch 'em right in the fart box.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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I'd tongue punch 'em right in the fart box. This guy knows how to treat a skank! Welcome to the cool kids club. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts. I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!" That's the "porn star" tatt. While you were thinking, you should have been pouncing. Fail. Travis Fail with pleasure.
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand." James Elroy Flecker
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They are only skanks if they stick around for breakfast and then f'ck up your eggs.
Otherwise they are just known as "girls that don't need instructions".
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Just slap thirty or forty years on that and it would look like it was written on Astro turf. Or spray painted on cottage cheese! Mark
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts. I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!" Two elderly ladies are in the beauty shop when a young thing comes in displaying a rose on her breast. One looks at her buddy and says "Little does she know that when she's our age - that's going to be a long stemmed rose" Mark
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I'd tongue punch 'em right in the fart box. Holy Schit that's funny..............
Have Dog
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You boys disappointed me, this thread had the makings of a abc beater.....
I would not buy something that runs on any kind of primer given the possibility of primer shortages and even regulations. In fact, why not buy a flintlock? Really. Rocks aren't going away anytime soon.
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You boys disappointed me, this thread had the makings of a abc beater..... _________________________
or disolving into the tattoos of Wal-Mart expose!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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I saw some young gal the other day wearing a low-cut tube top with two big stars tattoed(sp?) right above her breasts. I was thinking "lady, you are going to regret that one!" That's the "porn star" tatt. While you were thinking, you should have been pouncing. Fail. Travis Fail with pleasure. Well, you're gonna feel pretty GD stupid when you don't have any good STD stories for the grandkids. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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They are only skanks if they stick around for breakfast and then f'ck up your eggs.
Otherwise they are just known as "girls that don't need instructions". That's eloquent. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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[quote=MadMooner]They are only skanks if they stick around for breakfast and then f'ck up your eggs. When morning comes around, i'am wondering if i have fertilized her eggs. or just scrambelled them.
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That's very selfless of you.
Always thinking of her first�
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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