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Smells like a morel, but has a real tight cap that was just starting to wrinkle and it was a dark green.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Campfire Ranger
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it's a troll d1ck. has anyone seen larry?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Tain't right, now I gotta go cauterize my hands.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Campfire Ranger
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well for damn sure, don't put it in your mouth. that's how politicians get borned lol
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Campfire Kahuna
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Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Campfire Tracker
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Dick or no...I wouldn't eat it.
"It's a source of great pride, that when I google my name, I find book titles and not mug shots." Daniel C. Chamberlain
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Campfire Ranger
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TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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there was a family not far from here that found some growing in their yard and just cooked and ate them. i guess like 3 of them died and a couple others were gonna make it but wouldn't ever be the same.
maybe stay on the safe side with that there troll dick.
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I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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+1 !!!
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Campfire Ranger
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Variety of [b][color:#3333FF]Stinkhorn..![/color][/b] Definitely NOT a morel.. it's a troll d1ck. has anyone seen larry? Ha,..this shroom does come from the genus Phallus
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Campfire Kahuna
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Didn't plan on eating it, as the cap was the give away, I know what a morel is, just wondering if anyone knew what kind it was. Geez, yard think i was Boob or something.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Whats the worst that could happen... You take a ride, you meet some cute nurses...
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Imagine what all you could pull off the ground and elsewhere with suction like that....
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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Imagine what all you could pull off the ground and elsewhere with suction like that.... Cute response!
Naught's had, alls spent When desire is got without content
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It looks similar to a wrinkled thimble-cap.
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After the day I had in court today, I definitely needed all these zany responses.
So . . . . . . the 'morel' of this story is, stay away from troll . . . . . . . parts, especially the ones with green caps.
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23) Brother Keith
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Spray those stinkin bastids with Roundup.
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Trump Won!
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Spray those stinkin bastids with Roundup.
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BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
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