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To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all Heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know The difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby!'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in instant death.
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Too funny!!
I have neither guts nor balls, I'd never be brave, drunk or stupid enough to do either of those.
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I thought that was the difference between beer and scotch?
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For me that reason is usually because I've made some bad decisions that I need to pay for.
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That right there is funny.
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Lets start over and talk about something you know about, like Mexican food.
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Too funny!!
I have neither guts nor balls, I'd never be brave, drunk or stupid enough to do either of those. From what I've heard from your gal Maarty, I'm surprised that hasn't happened to you!  She would know you had a death wish if you did that (and she'd likely oblige you). Alan PS. I don't have guts or balls enough to do that either.
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dat rat dere IS funny ! Tanks!
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That would be the definition of suicidal at the Tide residence.
Good post though!
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I dont have enough or either, to try...either.
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Sort of like the difference between being secure and confident in masculinity.
Being secure: Coming home, finding your wife in bed with another man and saying "Pardon me, please continue."
Being confident: He can continue.
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Just from the title I thought this was going to be more about food that makes you gag. Something on the order of Haggis vs. Rocky Mt. Oysters or some such.
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Not even married yet, but I know that I don't have enough of either...
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To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all Heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know The difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby!'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in instant death. Nice, nice! If I ever get married, I will remember your post, Leighton. Well, as long as my life insurance is paid up, that is. 
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Either way, I'd bet they're coming off!
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IF I had the requisite guts, "The Warden" would see that I lost my balls (country girls can do that)!
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Tell the bitch scrambled and don't burn the toast.
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Tell the bitch scrambled and don't burn the toast. "I'm tired of eating those sloppy, slimy eggs!"
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To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all Heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know The difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby!'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in instant death. That's some funny chit, thanks for the chuckle L!!!
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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