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A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America!"
The entire crew of the destroyer double over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
They may be right.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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 Sad, but not too far from the truth.
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Who was the Russian leader that stated that the US would be invaded and overcome from the south without a shot being fired, or something to that effect? Appears he knew what he was talking about.
Sad thing is no one gives a rats azz! White House has been invaded by a non-citizen with the help of free loading public. Many have gave their lives for this nation only to see it turned into just another third world county. Stand tall my azz the citizens no longer stand up let alone defend the flag. GW
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. MACHIAVELLI
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I like the turn this thread has taken!
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Who was the Russian leader that stated that the US would be invaded and overcome from the south without a shot being fired, or something to that effect? Appears he knew what he was talking about.
Sad thing is no one gives a rats azz! White House has been invaded by a non-citizen with the help of free loading public. Many have gave their lives for this nation only to see it turned into just another third world county. Stand tall my azz the citizens no longer stand up let alone defend the flag. GW Nikita Khrushchev
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