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Is hard to beat, that's what an ol timer told me 16 years ago.
Yah know, he was right
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I've also heard that they're better than sxx but I haven't gotten to that point yet.
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Campfire Ranger
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No need ta beat poop. In fact, you will likely enjoy it more if you don't. ;-{>8
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I've also heard that they're better than sxx but I haven't gotten to that point yet. Just wait 3 or 4 days before having one.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Campfire Ranger
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An old timer once told me... "There is nothing more over rated as a piece of a--" or under rated as a good chit".
Never try to teach a pig to sing... ...it wastes your time and annoys the pig!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I enjoyed three dozen big sweet black cherries yesterday now that they are in season. This morning, I gave birth to a politician.
Today, I had more cherries and half a cantaloupe. Tomorrow, I may give birth to a politician and a lawyer.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"There is nothing more over rated as a piece of a--" or under rated as a good chit". Maybe so, but I'd still rather have a piece of a-- than a good [bleep]...!
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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Campfire Outfitter
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You guys are fulla [bleep].
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Campfire Outfitter
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"There is nothing more over rated as a piece of a--" or under rated as a good chit". Maybe so, but I'd still rather have a piece of a-- than a good [bleep]...! I guess it depends upon how long it's been since you've had either.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Had a cousin tell me that taking a good schit was better than [bleep]. I replied that either I didn't know much about schitting, or he didn't know much about [bleep]... Now, as I get older, I have thoughts now and then that he may have been onto something.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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It feels good.
Its free.
And people generally leave you alone to do it.
What more could you want?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it!
Talk is cheap. It takes money to buy whiskey.
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Your names Mudstud..that's all you got?
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it! Something women don't understand.... When a man goes in to take a dump he should be carrying his phone,a drtink, maybe a snack,a radio to listen to, and something to read. Its like mini-camping.....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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It feels good.
Its free.
And people generally leave you alone to do it.
What more could you want? You are gettin old bro!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Not gettin' old...Im already there! I just took a 1.5 mile hike UP and mountain, and another 1.5 DOWN the mountain...can't decide which hurt more....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it! Something women don't understand.... When a man goes in to take a dump he should be carrying his phone,a drtink, maybe a snack,a radio to listen to, and something to read. Its like mini-camping..... My wife complains that I take forever. I take my time...make sure everything comes out alright!!
I'd rather have a bad day hunting than a good day working!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Not gettin' old...Im already there! I just took a 1.5 mile hike UP and mountain, and another 1.5 DOWN the mountain...can't decide which hurt more.... health nut............
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Ranger
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It feels good.
Its free.
And people generally leave you alone to do it.
What more could you want? Being left alone is never overrated, but giving more than a damn about who might be on the other end of the phone line often is.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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