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Re: A Good Poop ingwe #7936708 07/28/13 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 39,003 Flyover Country Teal Campfire 'Bwana Teal Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 39,003 Flyover Country Originally Posted by ingwe It feels good. Its free. And people generally leave you alone to do it. What more could you want? A good magazine to go with... Me

Re: A Good Poop Teal #7936746 07/28/13 Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,638 North Flint Hills O oldtrapper Campfire Ranger oldtrapper Campfire Ranger O Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,638 North Flint Hills This thread has baboon azz potential, IMO. https://postimg.cc/xXjW1cqx/81efa4c5 Soli Deo Gloria democrats ARE the plague.

Re: A Good Poop mikeymjr23 #7936762 07/28/13 Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,289 Bull_Elk Campfire Regular Bull_Elk Campfire Regular Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,289 Originally Posted by mikeymjr23 Originally Posted by ingwe Originally Posted by mudstud Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it! Something women don't understand.... When a man goes in to take a dump he should be carrying his phone,a drtink, maybe a snack,a radio to listen to, and something to read. Its like mini-camping..... My wife complains that I take forever. I take my time...make sure everything comes out alright!! No job is complete until the paper work is done.

Re: A Good Poop Bull_Elk #7936775 07/28/13 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada M Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada Walking in....sniffing the air....reading the title....exiting....

Re: A Good Poop ingwe #7936784 07/28/13 Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,692 Kentucky C CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger C Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,692 Kentucky Originally Posted by ingwe Originally Posted by mudstud Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it! Something women don't understand.... When a man goes in to take a dump he should be carrying his phone,a drtink, maybe a snack,a radio to listen to, and something to read. Its like mini-camping..... NOW I know how I got those three gold stars on my man card.... "The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis

Re: A Good Poop Bull_Elk #7936856 07/28/13 Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,638 North Flint Hills O oldtrapper Campfire Ranger oldtrapper Campfire Ranger O Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,638 North Flint Hills Originally Posted by Bull_Elk Originally Posted by mikeymjr23 Originally Posted by ingwe Originally Posted by mudstud Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it! Something women don't understand.... When a man goes in to take a dump he should be carrying his phone,a drtink, maybe a snack,a radio to listen to, and something to read. Its like mini-camping..... My wife complains that I take forever. I take my time...make sure everything comes out alright!! No job is complete until the paper work is done. It all works out in the end. https://postimg.cc/xXjW1cqx/81efa4c5 Soli Deo Gloria democrats ARE the plague.

Re: A Good Poop oldtrapper #7936938 07/28/13 Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 12,523 Radcliff, Kentucky R ratsmacker Campfire Outfitter ratsmacker Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 12,523 Radcliff, Kentucky I've never had to join a movement, I have one every day. You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.

Re: A Good Poop ingwe #7936955 07/28/13 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,891 P Powerguy OP Campfire Tracker OP Powerguy Campfire Tracker P Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,891 Originally Posted by ingwe It feels good. Its free. And people generally leave you alone to do it. What more could you want? Whats not to like?

Re: A Good Poop Powerguy #7936959 07/28/13 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Southwestern Montucky And the REAL reason women leave you alone when you are pooping is the same reason they close their eyes during sex.... They can't stand to see a man have a good time.... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: A Good Poop ingwe #7936971 07/28/13 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 296 1 1885 Campfire Member 1885 Campfire Member 1 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 296 This is from a long time ago, I mixed castor oil with holy water and started a religious movement.

Re: A Good Poop ingwe #7936999 07/28/13 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,891 P Powerguy OP Campfire Tracker OP Powerguy Campfire Tracker P Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,891 Originally Posted by ingwe And the REAL reason women leave you alone when you are pooping is the same reason they close their eyes during sex.... They can't stand to see a man have a good time.... I've never thought about having a woman face me during sex, learn something new everyday.

Re: A Good Poop Powerguy #7937004 07/28/13 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Southwestern Montucky Oh, pshaw! Just keep it so you can both watch TV..... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: A Good Poop ingwe #7937008 07/28/13 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ If you eat right, you'll Chit right. simple enough equation. Strange thread, this one. GTC Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain

Re: A Good Poop ingwe #7937010 07/28/13 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,891 P Powerguy OP Campfire Tracker OP Powerguy Campfire Tracker P Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,891 Plus the small of their backs nestle a can cooler just right.

Re: A Good Poop Powerguy #7937034 07/28/13 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,602 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AS1HIThPcz8 Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: A Good Poop crossfireoops #7937090 07/28/13 Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,481 Flagstaff AZ huntinaz Campfire Tracker huntinaz Campfire Tracker Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,481 Flagstaff AZ Originally Posted by crossfireoops If you eat right, you'll Chit right. simple enough equation. Strange thread, this one. I must eat right then

Re: A Good Poop ingwe #7937102 07/28/13 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,155 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA S smarquez Campfire Tracker smarquez Campfire Tracker S Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,155 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA Originally Posted by ingwe It feels good. Its free. And people generally leave you alone to do it. What more could you want? You don't need to beg, pay for, prep or cuddle after. You can read while you're doing it too. Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.

Re: A Good Poop smarquez #7937116 07/28/13 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,155 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA S smarquez Campfire Tracker smarquez Campfire Tracker S Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,155 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA When I was a young man a morning "eye opener" had a different meaning than it does now. I really don't get too busy without a good purge in the morning. Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.

Re: A Good Poop smarquez #7937122 07/28/13 Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 46,245 Oklahoma G gunner500 Campfire 'Bwana gunner500 Campfire 'Bwana G Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 46,245 Oklahoma Every night just like clockwork, right before shower, shave and the sack in that order. Gunner Trump Won!

Re: A Good Poop gunner500 #7937129 07/28/13 Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 18,125 🇺🇸 SandBilly Campfire Ranger SandBilly Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 18,125 🇺🇸 Every morning, just like clockwork, just befor shower, shave and off to work...in that order.. 7 ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~