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Campfire 'Bwana
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It feels good.
Its free.
And people generally leave you alone to do it.
What more could you want? A good magazine to go with...
Me
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This thread has baboon azz potential, IMO.
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Campfire Regular
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Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it! Something women don't understand.... When a man goes in to take a dump he should be carrying his phone,a drtink, maybe a snack,a radio to listen to, and something to read. Its like mini-camping..... My wife complains that I take forever. I take my time...make sure everything comes out alright!! No job is complete until the paper work is done.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Walking in....sniffing the air....reading the title....exiting....
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Campfire Ranger
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Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it! Something women don't understand.... When a man goes in to take a dump he should be carrying his phone,a drtink, maybe a snack,a radio to listen to, and something to read. Its like mini-camping..... NOW I know how I got those three gold stars on my man card....
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
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Yeah, but the telephone always rings when you're doing it! Something women don't understand.... When a man goes in to take a dump he should be carrying his phone,a drtink, maybe a snack,a radio to listen to, and something to read. Its like mini-camping..... My wife complains that I take forever. I take my time...make sure everything comes out alright!! No job is complete until the paper work is done. It all works out in the end.
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Campfire Outfitter
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I've never had to join a movement, I have one every day.
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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Campfire Tracker
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It feels good.
Its free.
And people generally leave you alone to do it.
What more could you want? Whats not to like?
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Campfire Oracle
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And the REAL reason women leave you alone when you are pooping is the same reason they close their eyes during sex....
They can't stand to see a man have a good time....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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This is from a long time ago, I mixed castor oil with holy water and started a religious movement.
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Campfire Tracker
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And the REAL reason women leave you alone when you are pooping is the same reason they close their eyes during sex....
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.... I've never thought about having a woman face me during sex, learn something new everyday.
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Campfire Oracle
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Oh, pshaw! Just keep it so you can both watch TV.....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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If you eat right, you'll Chit right. simple enough equation. Strange thread, this one. GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Plus the small of their backs nestle a can cooler just right.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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If you eat right, you'll Chit right. simple enough equation. Strange thread, this one. I must eat right then
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It feels good.
Its free.
And people generally leave you alone to do it.
What more could you want? You don't need to beg, pay for, prep or cuddle after. You can read while you're doing it too.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire Tracker
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When I was a young man a morning "eye opener" had a different meaning than it does now. I really don't get too busy without a good purge in the morning.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Every night just like clockwork, right before shower, shave and the sack in that order.
Gunner
Trump Won!
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Every morning, just like clockwork, just befor shower, shave and off to work...in that order..
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