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My young friend, I'll be gentle with you in this matter of facial hair... a [bleep]' handlebar is a huge pain in the ass to maintain and utilize. Had one for many years, I'm not goin' there again.
I mean.. geez, you know how much I spent on moustache wax a month? Not to mention, you gotta drink your unsweet tea out of a straw, and when it's time to kiss a gal, let alone lick her puzzy, you need bobby pins... I tell ya, it's a pain... dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt....... I'm just jealous that I can't have any. Can't have any of what??>?? Dood.. you are livin' the life, young Jedi... you got nothing to be jealous of!!!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Can't have a hairy face.
And yes I am, but you know how "we" are....gonna find something to complain about....lol.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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I've shaved my mustache off about twice since I've been an adult.
You will not realize how much you depend on it defining your upper lip until your tongue slips into a nostril.
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 Post before and after pitchers so's we can recognize ya NNNNEEEEHHHHHH!!!! Jay-zus, Jim, dontcha know I'm tryin' to go stealth here? After my last flight (outta Logan after fishin' with the boys nawth of Bahstahn) I'm tryin' to go stealth? Like I give a [bleep] about whether I'm recognized... jeez...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Complain away, young Jedi. I will always be here to listen. Whatever [bleep]' beardness or not.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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And how's your tree doing ? Thriving!! Nice damn tree! And thanks for asking!!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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If it's gonna come off,. would be an opportune time to rob some banks or other such mischief....
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Wait, you shave the beard your going to gain weight-----------
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Nahh.. Tom, I'm keeping it all or I'm goin' clean. Then don't get pissed when the words "Butt Lip" fall out when I see you next time. Like I would ever be pissed at you. Mind you, I might knock your teeth out on general principles, but that's not being pissed at you. You know what pissed at you would mean.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Shave it Doc...maybe grow it back for winter, maybe not. I had a beard for most of my younger years, but you won't believe how "refreshing" & cool a clean shaven face feels like after being covered with hair all those years.
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I wouldn't do it, but that's just...me.
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LOL!! Ed, you're a [bleep]' cahd... you crack me up!!!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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I've had a moustache since I was 20, and a full beard since I was 23. Never shaved off the moustache even once, but the beard came off for 3 weeks when I went into med school for reasons that are hard to articulate. (But it scared the bejabbers outta my daughters that first day, I must admit.)
But this past week or six I've looked at a bunch of photos taken of me and I seriously doubt I care for my beard no more.
I haven't seen my nekkid face in the mirror since I was a no-nothing kid. Maybe it's about time to do so. GOOD GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! 
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Well, you're an official knuckle draggin, pogie fishing, striper slayer now, just sayin.
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I've never had enough testosterone to grow a beard or stash.
The closest I've come are on two week hunts or BWCA trips. Can't stand the feeling of it. I shave every day, it's awesome. Fixed for ya. Like I GAF about your opinion. GFY ^^^  ^^^ If you shave it all off, and it's been years, you will be surprised at how much younger you will look. Not that that is your intent, it's just a side effect...  I grow a beard now and then, but always keep the big stache. Last time I didn't have it was a mishap involving burning up some old black powder that was decades old. Didn't wanna throw it in the dumpster and it fall into the wrong hands. Shoulda just used it for fertilizer I realized later...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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High praise indeed, my friend.
I expect you've heard our compadres slew the stripers off Martha's Vineyard today, the low-down sonsabitches?
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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I've had a moustache since I was 20, and a full beard since I was 23. Never shaved off the moustache even once, but the beard came off for 3 weeks when I went into med school for reasons that are hard to articulate. (But it scared the bejabbers outta my daughters that first day, I must admit.) But this past week or six I've looked at a bunch of photos taken of me and I seriously doubt I care for my beard no more. GOOD GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! I haven't seen my nekkid face in the mirror since I was a no-nothing kid. Maybe it's about time to do so. 
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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A smooth face keeps the ladies from gettin' thigh burn . . .
And you definitely know who's curleys are between your teeth.
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Yeah, I hear you.. burned some hair off myself blowin' up powder overburden...
But this is different. Even when I shaved off the beard when I got into med school back in the day, I kept the 'stache. This time I'm thinkin' about the whole deal. I mean, naked-baby face. Not that I'm a baby face at this point, that's fer dang sure, no?
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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It is so, Amigo.
I'm afraid to shave the stache though. Afraid I'd look like a retard, that is.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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