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He has a lot to learn about cheating before he starts besting me.



Travis

My Dad used to tell me old age and treachery will beat youth and vigor, or as he called it "being full of piss and vinegar", every time.

twofish

Er kann die H�nde wechseln und verpassen einen Schlaganfall.

Meister cranker.

Dave.

I actually think gains a stroke or two.

twofish

Is the guy behind that full figured woman looking for blue bikini tops legs?
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10/4
Think so.

Reminds me of an oldie I hadn't thought of in years........

A fraternity pledge, wounded by pranks, was suspicious when one of the frat rats offered to set him up with a blind date. "No way! She'd turn out to be a pimply sweathog!"

"No, no," the rat assured. "This chick's a knockout!"

The pledge, still suspicious, gives in and allows the rat to make the date.

Later that evening, the pledge walks up to the front door of his date's house. He knocks and is admitted by a distinguished looking man. "Step right in, my boy, she'll be right down!"

Soon afterwards, a beautiful girl appears at the door, seated in a wheelchair. "Geez," the pledge thinks to himself, "I'm going to kill that bastard. Meanwhile, I'm trapped." He rolls her down to his car and helps her into the front seat. They both enjoy a nice dinner, and afterwards, a movie. "Well, I guess it's time to take you home now."

"No," she says. "First, let's go have sex!"

"Well, to tell the truth, and not to disparage your handicap, I don't really know how we'd go about it."

"Leave that to me." She then directs him to a lonely lane out in the woods. "Now, just take me over to that tree." Once there, she reaches up and grasps a limb. Hanging there by her hands, she gives herself to the boy.

While driving her home afterwards, the pledge is conscience-stricken, and decides to explain the situation to her father. "Sir, I feel terrible about this, but I have to confess. I had intercourse with your daughter tonight."

"Don't worry about that, my boy! Come back and see us any time at all. You are a fine example of young manhood!"

"Sir, I don't think you understand. I screwed your daughter tonight!"

"Fine, fine! You be sure to come back. Maybe for dinner some night!"

The pledge is confused. "Look, buddy, I told you, I [bleep] your daughter tonight. What kind of father are you, anyway?"

"Yes, son. I understood you. What you don't understand is that most guys leave her hanging in the tree."


Looks like she got left "hanging" at the beach.
GWB

Never left one hangin' in the tree myself. Fine young fellow in my sometimes humble opinion.

Morning BD.

Here was a group @ the 3 yesterday.

Wind was UBER getting me.


After adjustment the next ones landed here:


This is what we deem "good enough" here at 'flave precision.



Travis

I would post pics of the groups I shot yesterday, but they all appear to be a single hole and are really boring. Good enough.

You been hangin' out with TAK?



Travis

Yeah, we're buds. Also he taught me theres no real reason to post pics�.

easy for you to say, being the Poobs, you got street cred. LOL





Best,

GWB

The only people posting impressive results on this thread are me, and that guy laying under the shapely woman.



Travis

Glory hog!

I'll be BBQ'ing tomorrow.



Travis

Damn...now I'm hungry.

Those ribs look good.

Those ribs look like schit.

Is that a gas grill?



Travis

pork!!!!


its what's for dinner........







like watermelon and sex,

the messier the better.

Best,

GWB

A proper plate of ribs should resemble a blooming onion. There not for eating, just for looking at....that's why God made bologna.

You [bleep]' losers couldn't cook your way out of a bag.

And I'm STILL the only person taking this thread seriously.




Travis